Teacher: Why would people fight over the oceans?
Boy: For fish and natural resources! Yeah, I know my shit.
*
Teacher: Russia believes that some parts of Ukraine belong to them.
Boy: Russia doesn't need any more fucking land.
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Girl 1: *ranting about how her brother is a waste of space and she hates him because he "left something out"*
Girl 2: Wait, what did he leave out?
Girl 1: My steak fajita!
*
Boy 2: It's actually "26 Reasons Why."
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UmorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
