Thanks, @kate_birch!
Friend 1: If you were an animal, what would you be?
Friend 2: A polar bear.
Me: Cool.
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Friend 3: *holds up a ruler* It needs a crown.
Me: What, it's not royalty?
Friend 3: It's a ruler.
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Teacher: I'm officially a teacher now because I have my keys on a keychain!
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
