Teacher 1: You're killing me!
Girl: I'm killing me, too.
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Teacher 2: Shut your fucking mouth - *freezes*
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Teacher 3: It's like when we did states of consciousness and drugs...yeah, we did drugs. I realized what I said after I said it. I'm really tired. Anyway, we'll be studying Freud today. Looking at why he was a crackpot.
Girl: I thought you said crackhead.
Teacher: With the things that are coming out of my mouth, it could have.
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HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
