Friend: The orange Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is my favorite.
Me: I like the purple one.
Friend: *icily* The orange one is better.
Me: The orange one sucks.
Friend: Bitch.
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
