Unknown
Unknown: Are you the back of my laptop? Because, damn girl! You sure are hot!
You: ...
Unknown: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: ಠ_ಠ
Unknown: (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ~
You: I'm calling the police.
Unknown: Gurl, u haven't even seen my hotness yet, but yet, you feel so attacked that you're calling the police?
Seen.
Unknown: Or perhaps...
Unknown: Because you're accusing me of thievery for stealing your heart? ;)
You: I'm effing serious.
Unknown: What? Your file of accusations will just be ignored, knowing that I'm not much of a threat, I'm just talking to you, gurl~
You: tf. "Gurl"? What are you? Gay?
Unknown: Me? Gay?
Unknown: Want to come over my place to prove you that I'm not gay?
Unknown: Or I can come over to yours or we can... Come together? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Seen.
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A/N: tf am I writing.
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Lost My Number | MYG ✔
FanfictionTW: contains sensitive topics, so make sure that you can handle it before reading. Read with caution. ---- Unknown Unknown: I lost my number, can I have yours? ;) You: Bruh. €•€ Min Yoongi, cold, blunt and has a sharp tongue in personal. But everyon...
