Lost My Number | MYG ✔

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A/N: Imagine BTS going to military (┳Д┳). Eomma Jin.... 2020 is near ಥ_ಥ

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Glutathione Man

Glutathione Man: *sends link*

Glutathione Man: I knew you were secretly savage because of the whole trash pickup line that you gave me, but

Glutathione Man: Dayum gurl.

Glutathione Man: You were spitting fire🔥

You: Shut up while I pray for my life.

Glutathione Man: Why? You should be proud!

You: I should be NOT.

Glutathione Man: Why? :3

You: The pretty girls are just the first wave of the tsunamis of haters that I have gained from the dating rumors.

Glutathione Man: Correction, pr*stitute girls.

You: Please don't make me cringe at the pathetic insult that I came up with.

Glutathione Man: It wasn't pathetic. It was genius!

Glutathione Man: Min Genius is proud ;D

Glutathione Man: I can see you inheriting my throne as a genius. So proud.... ;))

You: Why is there double closed parenthesis?

Glutathione Man: I'm trying to give you a smile with double chins😂

Glutathione Man: Is that Y/N L/N I sense smiling there?

You: Are some freaky mind reader ⊙︿⊙

Glutathione Man: It comes from the perks of being a genius.

You: Yah! Why is it suddenly so windy here?!

Glutathione Man: Lmaohlsubskdhshdnfjgnd

You: ???

Glutathione Man: Quick question, if you were in water are you wet?

You: Well, no. Because wet is the feeling after being in water, therefore you are not wet if you are in water.

Glutathione Man: Smarhsbegusbdjaind➗💢🕑🔥🕝😡

You: This is weird.

Glutathione Man: WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD?!

You: Any food, as long as edible.

Glutathione Man: *0* sjsbwufnenwunfhafndndnwowmend

You: ????

Glutathione Man: Do you like Yoongi hyung?!Shbatndnwnbwna

Glutathione Man: WHEN'S THE WEBBING?!HENVEHRWHRBWB

You: "Webbing"? (;-_-)7

You: Weird.

Glutathione Man: CAN I BE THE BRIDE'S MALE MAID?!

You: There is no such thing as "Bride's male maid"

Glutathione Man: Can I be the Godfather!!yehejenduwbwbehbsndbwsha😊😉😡😆😂😇💂💩👩💑💁💏💂😕😂,73!26$;28$!;%(?3)3

You: Yoongi?

Glutathione Man: Sorry! Those idiots took my phone. So, I just tied those idiots with a duct tape against the wall.

You: Oh. Can you distinguish to me of who was which?

Glutathione Man: The first (the water thingy) was Namjoon. The second (food) was Jin hyung. The third (the liking me thing) was Jimin. The fourth (webbing thing) was Taehyung. The fifth (bride's male maid) was Hoseok. The last one (godfather thing) was Jungkook.

You: Does Jin always talks about food?

Glutathione Man: If you were here, you'd know.

You: Oh.

Glutathione Man: ???

You: You seem like the kind of person to say that you are irritated of your group mates, but deep inside, you love them deeply.

Glutathione Man: ....

Glutathione Man: You're right....

You: Oh.

Glutathione Man: A question, Y/N.

You: Ask away.

Glutathione Man: You said that you were 23, right?

You: Yes, I did.

Glutathione Man: But, why are you still in college?

You: Oh.

You: Personal reasons.

You: I gotta go.

Glutathione Man: Oh, good night.

You: Yeah. Okay.

You: Don't tire yourself too much.

You: Bye.