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A/N: 👆👆

Unknown

You: Okay, so. I searched BTS.

Unknown: 😱

You: ???

Unknown: You...

Unknown: YOU MESSAGED ME FIRST!(≧∇≦)/

You: What about it?

Unknown: Well, I usually message you first.

You: Oh.

You: You're right.

Unknown: So~ I guess you find me hot now~

You: Are you Jung Hoseok?

Unknown: No. Why would you think I'm Hoseok?

You: I did a minor background check and I discovered that Hoseok is mostly the enthusiastic one, along Kim Taehyung, Jungkook and Jimin.

You: So, I figured that with all that silly and happy vibes your texts bring, I guess you're Hoseok.
Seen

You: No?
Seen

You: Then you're Taehyung?
Seen

You: Jimin?
Seen

You: Jungkook?
Seen

You: Or Seokjin, as I searched that he is the only one in the group that says cringe worthy dad jokes.
Seen

You: The leader, Kim Namjoon?
Seen

You: Then, who?

Unknown: 👍

You: Don't you like-zone me bijj.

Unknown: Sorry.

You: So, who really are you?

Unknown: Mint Yoongi

You: 😂😂😂

Unknown: What's so funny?

You: "Mint" Yoongi.

Unknown: Lol. Autocorrect.

You: I'm setting your contact name as "Mint Yoongi"😂

Mint Yoongi: You can't be serious.

You: Oh, I am.

Mint Yoongi: Duck my life.

You: "Duck"😂

Mint Yoongi: Stupid autocorrect.

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