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Unknown: Hey, babe ;)

You: Excuse me?

Unknown: You are excused :D

You: U have no rights to call me babe.

Unknown: baby?

You: I am not an infant

Unknown: Cupcake?

You: Ew. What r u? My dad?

Unknown: Sweetheart?

You: U aren't my mom.

Unknown: Love?

You: No.

Unknown: Honey?

You: I am not a product work of a honeybee.

Unknown: Princess?

You: No.

Unknown: Baby girl?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: No.

Unknown: So that I'll be "daddy"(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: jfc.

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