A/N: Struggles of being broke.
(Meme source: BTS - You Got No Jams [Facebook])
Glutathione - a whitening product (if you don't know)
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Mint Yoongi
Mint Yoongi: Please change my contact name in your contact log.
You: Done.
Glutathione Man: Good. What did you replace it with?
You: Agust D.
Glutathione Man: Good.
You: I'm wheezing.
Glutathione Man: ???
You: Oops. Wrong send.
You: Ignore that.
Glutathione Man: So, now that you now almost everything about me, it's my turn to know something about you.
You: Ask ahead.
Glutathione Man: What's your name?
You: After stalking my Twitter, you still haven't know?
Glutathione Man: No.
You: Y/N.
Glutathione Man: Y/N what?
You: L/N.
Glutathione Man: How old are you?
You: 23.
Glutathione Man: Are you single?
You: Why does it matter?
Glutathione Man: Nothing. Just answer please.
You: Fine.
You: I never had a boyfriend before
Glutathione Man: I'm now setting your contact name in my phone as Virgin Mary😂
You: WHY VIRGIN MARY?!
Glutathione Man: Because it's obvious that you're innocent to a man's touch.
Glutathione Man: Plus, I know that my name in your contact is DEFINITELY not Agust D.
You: Fair point.
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Lost My Number | MYG ✔
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