A/N: Yes, you are Jimin. With dat abs tho👀
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Glutathione Man
Glutathione Man: Hey, Virgin Mary.
You: What?
Glutathione Man: What are you doing?
You: I
You: Am
You: In
You: The
You: Middle
You: Of
You: Fucking
You: Class.
Glutathione Man: So?
You: Please don't bother me. Don't you have some practice or something for your upcoming concert?
Glutathione Man: How did you know that we have an upcoming concert~? Huh~ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Glutathione Man: Becoming a fan, perhaps?
Glutathione Man: Great, if so. I bet, me, Mint Yoongi, is your bias(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Glutathione Man: *Min
You: No. Most of my classmates are ARMYs, and they always ramble on about you guys.
Glutathione Man: If you're not an ARMY, which group are you idolising?
Glutathione Man: Don't tell me...
Glutathione Man: You're an EXO-l?!
Glutathione Man: Exo and BTS have some fan wars going on right now!
Glutathione Man: Go on our side.
Glutathione Man: No. Let me rephrase that.
Glutathione Man: JOIN THE DARK SIDE.
Glutathione Man: Where we can do "dark" things (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: Excuse me? Who is this?
Glutathione Man: I've only told you my name just recently and now you already forgot?
Glutathione Man: I'm hurt.
Glutathione Man: But I bet you will be more hurt once I'm done with you(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: Excuse me?
Glutathione Man: ???
You: This is Ms L/N's teacher.
Glutathione Man: O-O
Glutathione Man: Oh.... This.. Well... This is her brother, just...
Glutathione Man: My friends... Err...
Glutathione Man: They messed with my phone.
Glutathione Man: So, yeah.
Glutathione Man: Bye(;>_>)
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I did not mean to offend anyone in the fan wars thingy. Nor was I trying to bring fan wars upon my book, I am actually one of the fans that wants this whole fan wars to stop.
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