The Gaster Gang

I feel like dieing

Aysoar: ... *randomly just falls on the floor*

Fell: what the fuck?

Swap: Uhm Aysoar why are you on the floor.

Aysoar: I feel like dieing today.

B:....????

Aysoar: Dont question it, also the floors comfy.

Swap: *shrugs and falls on the floor to* Woah this is super comfy!

Fell: Eh can't beat them. Join em. *falls onto the floor*

B: I guess I might aswell join. *lays on the floor*

Arachnid: Uh why are you all on the floor?

Aysoar: Why are you all standing Up?

Arachnid: .... Damit...

Justice: Is this like some ritual or something from your aus?

Aysoar: No, I just feel like dieing

Justice: Aysoar isnt that a bad thing?

Aysoar: Im dead... so i cant talk now.

Maestro: But thy still alive, and thee isn't dead so wherefore must thee lay on the floor?

Aysoar: Because I like the floor now stop asking me questions.

Fell: Well your answering them jackass

Aysoar: Shut up asshole.

Swap: Guys! I really dont want to wack you! Also i already said I dont like swearing! Tra~la~la!

Maestro: The floor is filthy, how can thee standeth all those germs!? Just thinking about it sendeth shivers up my spine.

Arachnid: I never can understand you, what is with the shakespear?

Maestro: Twas how I wast hath raised to speaketh in my AU.

Arachnid: Still. Your hard to understand try speaking english or monster, whatever the hell it is alright?

Maestro: ...? Alright.

Maestro:  Thou- Uhm My- mayest refer to- Erm Now i am confused. *sweatdrops*

Arachnid: *facepalm* Nevermind just talk your shakespear.

Maestro: within this wall of flesh, there is a soul that counts thee its creditor.

Arachnid: ???

Justice: It means Thank you, did you not take shakespear through your studys?

Arachnid: .... Uhhhhh.....Yes?

Justice: *sighs* Nevermind.

Stars: *walks over* Hello You three, and uhm.... *looks down* Why are you on the floor.

B: Aysoar feels like dieing so he randomly layied on the floor and we joined him.

Fell: Gotta admit its pretty peaceful i guess. Eh...

Stars: Dieing? Whatever for?

Aysoar: ....

Stars: Well then...

Aysoar: I feel like dieing due to the emptyness and sadness i contain and crushing life force of my existence and for other reasons.

Stars: ... uhm... alright? Well you all might want to get off the floor, its kind of da-

Aysoar: VOID TEAR! MOVE! *darts upwards pushing b and the others out of the way*

Swap: AHHH TABLE! AYSOAR MOVE!

Aysoar: *gets hit by the table* @-@

B: Aysoar!

Aysoar: This is what i mean by im dieing.... ow this is crushing me...

Fell: Got it *pushes the table away* Why the hell are there so many tears.

Aysoar: *falls over* Ouch!

Wingdings:  *running up the stairs and tripping* GAH!- I heard yelling!

Aysoar: *on the floor kind of pissed off* Well NO shit sherlock. Another void tear, and whats with all these tables?

Wingdings: That might be undyne she breaks her tables often.

Aysoar: -_- well one of these tables are going to kill me.

Fell: If not you its gonna be us, so she probably should stop.

B: Can you get up aysoar?

Aysoar: If you call smashing my spine against the wall standing up, then sure.

Justice: Man i just realised how much sass you have dude.

Aysoar: Whats wrong with sass? If you dont got it people are going to step all over you.

Justice: Yeap thats half right I suppose.

Arachnid: *helping aysoar up* Well, what are we going to do now?

Aysoar: *shivers* Why the hell did you ask that?

Stars: Well first were going to see if your okay aysoar then we probably can all play a game of cards.

Aysoar: SHIT. ANd i cant run ethier- AHH!

Arachnid: Oops sorry i droped you *snickers*

Aysoar: Ugh fuck you. *uses the couch to stand up*

Swap: *hits with pan* WHat did i say ABOUT swearing!

Aysoar: *falls over again* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW why the pan!?

Fell: EHh i deal with it every Fuckin day dude. - OWWWWW

Swap; I warned you both!

Stars: Swap i think thats enough...

Swap: Okie! Sorry ! Tra~la~la!

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Admin: OKAY im end that here :D wtf is wrong with my brain.