VM: Ok Jeff and BEN. crystal_the_princess dares you guys to battle in a game.
BEN: Alright!! Which game though?
VM: Errr I don't know....any game?
BEN: Swordfight online?
Jeff: *shrugging* Sure.
BEN: Right. Hope you're ready to get your ass slain.
Jeff: Not if I slay yours first.
Glitchy Red: why can't you guys play an actual good game? Swordfight online, really?
BEN: Swordfight online is cool, trust me.
*BEN and Jeff get controllers and sit in front of the TV.*
BEN: Watch the master play, Glitch.
*Two avatars appear on the screen, each yielding a stance until the countdown finishes and the battle begins. Jeff and BEN's avatars circle each other, their swords raised.*
BEN: Take this! *He strikes forwards in-game*
Jeff: Haha, miss!
BEN: Dammit.
Jeff: Here I come--
BEN: NO--HAHA YOU MISSED!
Jeff: Fu--that was just lucky!
BEN: QUIT MAKING YOUR STUPID CHARACTER JUMP!
Jeff: THEN BACK THE HELL UP!
BEN: TAKE THIS!
Jeff: MISS!
BEN: STOP DODGING AND FIGHT ME YOU DUMBASS!
Jeff: YOUR CHEATING!
BEN: HOW AM I CHEATING!?
Jeff: HAH, DISTRACTED YOU AND GOT A HIT!
BEN: SHIT!
Jeff: Can't catch me~
BEN: It's a swordfight, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME!
Jeff: Try and catch me first.
BEN: You're making me mad.
Jeff: Am I? Am I? Try hitting me.
BEN: GOT YOU!
Jeff: MISS!!
BEN: FUCKING STOP!!
Jeff: WHOSE THE MASTER GAMER NOW??
BEN: HAH! I HIT YOU!
Jeff: Lol, only one HP lost.
BEN: ....
Jeff: LOOK OUT ELF BOY HERE I COME!
BEN: FINALLY!
Jeff: OH MY GOD YOU MISSED AGAIN!
*BEN screams in frustration*
Jeff: I HIT YOU! I HIT YOU! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
BEN: You Shouldn't Have Done That.....
*BEN looks 10x more focused on the game now.*
Jeff: Woah, you're getting a bit fast huh? Still not enough to beat me--
*Jeff's avatar looses 86/100 HP*
Jeff: .....
BEN: *chucking darkly* You've Met With A Terrible Fate, Haven't You?
Jeff: Hey Benny boy, calm down, it's just a game! Hey, BACK OFF!
*Jeff's avatar looses 13/14 HP*
Jeff: oh s h i t
BEN: Time for your character to "Go To Sleep."
*BEN knocks out Jeff's avatar and Jeff yells in frustration.*
Jeff: CHEATING LITTLE BASTARD!!!
BEN: DID YOU SEE ME CHEAT? DID YOU SEE ME??
Jeff: NO BUT I KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU PULLED SOMETHING YOU LITTLE RAT!
BEN: I DIDN'T FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!
*The two begin yelling and shouting at each other and everyone is just too tired to deal with their bickering.*
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