Ask/Dare The Creepypastas

BEN Drowned Ships

Darkside(_Darkside_Skeleton_): Okay BEN, I wanna hear what you think about your ships.

BEN: Lol I already know all the ships for me, I'm always online looking at what people put about me and stuff.

Darksids: Oh....so what do you think of them? The ships.

BEN: You wanna go through them?

Darkside: Sure. Okay, first is EJ x BEN.

BEN: Me and EJ are good friends and all but I don't see how we'd be good together.

Eyeless Jack: Tch..

Darkside: How about Jeff x BEN?

BEN: *looks at Jeff and shrugs*

Jeff: *Tilting head* Watcha looking at me for? You've got a thing for me or something?

BEN: NO NO I-I WAS JUST GLANCING AT YOU TO SEE YOUR REACTION! That's all...

Darkside: Haha, what about BEN x Sally?

BEN: Hmm, I like Sally, she's alright.

*Sally blushes a bit and looks down, grinning.*

Darkside: Dark Link x BEN

BEN: NO NOT THAT BASTARD

Dark Link: WHO'RE YOU CALLING BASTARD YOU RUNT?

BEN: I'M CALLING YOU, GOT A PROBLEM?

Slenderman: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!

*BEN and Dark Link glare at each other with eyes of hostility.*

Darkside: *tapping BEN's shoulder* Benny, what do you think of BEN x Nina?

BEN: That's disgusting. I'd rather be shipped with Grubby-Cat over there.

Grinny Cat: *hissing* COME FIGHT ME!!

Darkside: BEN x Lulu.

BEN: Lu's cute, so why not?

*Lulu blushes and shakes her head.*

Darkside: Offenderman x BEN

BEN: This is why I hate the internet sometimes. ಠ_ಠ

Darkside: Glitchy Red x BEN

BEN & Glitchy: NO.

Grinny: You'd think BEN would be good with at least one video game pasta.

BEN: Me and sonic get along.

Sonic exe: I don't ship, us you twit.

BEN: I didn't say we were a ship...

Sonic exe.: Tch....

BEN: Is that all, Dark?

Darkside: Actually there's lots more but these don't make any sense....

BEN: Since when did even half the ships for Creepypastas make sense?

Darkside: ...True.