(Y/n)'s P.O.V.:
I sat behind the table, a plastic mallet in my left hand, wearing a black and white robe, my hair tied up in a bun, an entertained expression on my face. Nightmare stood beside me, 'guarding' me, also looking quite amused.
"Your honour, this man here, he stole our baby brother!" G and Sans yelled at Geno.
"Ahem" I faked a cough, " Where is your evidence, my child?" I asked gently in a commanding tone.
"Here is the evidence my lord" Ink, also wearing a black robe, placed forward a pouch of dirt.
"What is this?" I asked.
"This here my lord is monster dust, that no doubt belongs to Aftertale Sans!" Ink pointed.
"Objection my lord" Error interrupted. "This here, the dust, can not necessarily belong to my client, Geno, it could also belong to Dusttale Sans, since he is always covered in monster dust" Error explained, pointing at Dust.
"Hey!" Dust puffed up in anger.
"Your majesty, my client Dust has nothing to do with this, and if you may allow, I want to put forward a witness." Dream said, looking adorable in the small black robe. Sans and G hugged each other and cried.
"Permission granted" I said, trying to hide my smile.
"Ahem, Mr....... PaperJam, please come forward and present your view" Dream said, motioning around with his tiny hands, making the big sleeves fly everywhere. I swore I heard an awe of adoration from Nightmare. I shot him a quick look, then returned to PJ who climbed up the witness stand.
"Y-your majesty, it's true, Dust was with me and Fresh when Smol was kidnapped. We were playing rock, paper and scissors." Paper fiddled with his fingers, tears filled his eyes.
"Hmm.... is this true Mr. Fresh?" I looked at the young kiddo.
"Yes my lord" he saluted.
"Why do I feel like you're lying, PaperJam?" Error gave Paper an intense glare.
"I-i-i a-am n-not l-lying" Paper broke down crying. I immediately put down the mallet and hurried to Paper, scooping him up in an hug, pulling him close to me.
"Hey hey hey PJ, it's okay, shhhh shhh, little guy, it's alright, its just a game, we are not going to hurt you kiddo" I rubbed his back and said in a gentle, soothing tone. Everyone gaped at me as PJ hiccupped.
"I-i am fine mum" his breathing hitched as he noticed his slip up.
"Its okay, you can call me mum" I smiled motherly. Unbeknownst to me, Ink's both eyes became hearts and Error stopped his usual glitching for a second.
"Thanks..... mum" PJ smiled. I smiled back.
"Let's continue our game, shall we?" I asked him.
"Yes, we shall" he smiled and I went back to my seat, with Paper in my arms.
"Sorry for the pause, let's continue" I said, picking up the mallet again.
Ink, Error and Dream coughed.
"Yes yes yes, my apologies, but-" Dream was interrupted by a figure bursting in.
"Your honour!!!" Swap screamed.
"You're not allowed in" Cross and Outer in cop uniforms held the struggling Swap who tried to jump in.
"Your honour! I know who kidnapped Smol!" Swap yelled and everyone gasped dramatically from the seats. I almost burst out laughing.
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KIDastrophe (AU Sanses X Reader)
Fanfiction(Y/n) finds herself in a bit of pickle when Ink Sans explains to her about the condition of the Sanses of the multiverse. No matter what, she is determined to help Ink Sans and Error Sans to find a solution, and protect the others from the hacker...
