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subject: uhh teachers man
my science teacher was teaching us about
physics so he gave us an example:
'superman dropped lois lane...what
is her velocity after 4s.' i think that's
how he worded it,, anywho
this kid started talking about superheroes
and spider-man and my teacher just went
'spider-man sucks. superman could beat
him any day.' i mean true, but wHy say
that oml
my teacher really loves dc and old
movies, because he made a back to
the future reference about going
back in time and then he was
disappointed in everyone when
they didn't understand it oop
also these other teachers are tryna
spread a rumour that my art teacher
is from compton lmao, and i'm
pretty sure he made a reference
to team 10 when he told us ??
i always say this but one time i was
keeping score for a basketball game
with parrot and leeches and the coach
was our teacher. and he was getting
really into the game because it was
pretty suspenseful but this kid from
the other team was going to try a three
pointer and my teacher shouted 'IF
THAT GOES IN, I'LL EAT MY SHOE.'
and then all of us just burst out into
laughter because lmao wot.
it didn't go in btw
teachers say the funniest
weirdest things sometimes
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