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subject: i promise the bolin fic is csi promise ok? i just need to come
up with a good plot line because
i really suck at writing summaries so yeahanyways birthdays are weird
things? like if people celebrate
their birthday with others over
it basically them lighting candles,
chanting words blowing candles out
and cutting something that they
all eat in the end (very satanic of you ask me).i'm bringing up birthdays because
mine is on the 28th yeet and idk
how to really feel? like i hate
celebrating my birthday because
i mean what's there to really celebrate?
that i lived another year, because
if that's the case i'd rather celebrate
when its surprising how long i've
lived (maybe in my 80s).i am all for attention and presents
but this year i just wanted a laptop
and a subscription to photoshop but
i'm just gonna get a new phone case
and screen protector :,)we are going on vacation soon
so ig that's a bonus lmao,, anyways
yeah i just maybe want my friends
to text me on my birthday opposed
to me talking over the phone to
relatives idek.sigh, i really want a soft s/o
maybe even just someone i
can talk to 24/7 about virtually
anything? i'm so thirtsy am'nt i -I saw this edit on Pinterest
and ima try to replicate it
for a contest entry that i
entered in oof ^^^also i made this icon of sloane
peterson today double oofalso working on my personality
so can you guys tell me what
your first impression of me was?
like was i nice, intimidating, etc?
be honest-
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