The cute little maid / / / CREEK

{7}\ \ \Parents. . ./ / /{7}

Craig paces around the front door muttering random shit, I walk up to him and kiss his cheek. 'Daddy. . .' I lightly nibble on his earlobe, Craig grabs my hands in his. 'Please don't call me that in front of your parents, I want them to like me!' I smile softly. 'Aw. . .why?' Craig says. 'Cause I care about you. . .I've never felt this way about anyone before.' He kisses my hands softly as a knock on the door causes us both to jump, I whisper in his ear. 'They don't live close. . .they might have to stay here tonight. . .'

Craig nods and whispers in my ear. 'So? No sex?' I roll my eyes opening the door to my mother and father hugging me quickly, I smile. 'Hi, mum! Hi, dad!' They pull back as Craig extends his hand. 'Hi Tweeks parents. . .it's a pleasure to meet you both!' My dad smiles. 'Hello, you must be Craig! He talks a lot about you! Only great things!' Craig smiles nervously. 'That's great!' I smile. 'Craig, I should continue dinner, alright? You three can just. . .bond?' Craig nods nervously. 'A-alright.'

After I finish up dinner, I set it up and call them. 'Dad, mum, Craig! Please come here! Dinner is ready!' They walk in and my dad asks jokingly. 'So, Craig, what did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?' Craig asks. 'What?' My dad smiles. 'An easy bake oven.' I scream. 'DAD! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!' Craig says. 'Well, so, Twink, what did you make for dinner?' I quickly grab his tie bringing his face close to mine, I say. 'Craig. I'm Tweek. Ok? Craig Fucker?' Craig leans closer to my face and says. 'God Tweek. . .' He whispers into my ear. 'You make me so hot!' I kiss his cheek. 'You to baby.' My mum says. 'So, what does Craig do for a living?' Craig answers. 'I work for West park CEO, my department handles the "toys".' My mum asks. 'What do you mean "toys"?' Craig cringes. 'Sex. . .My department handles sex toys. . .' I jump in my seat. 'It does?!' He nods ashamed, I ask. 'Is that why your so good?!' Tweeks mum asks. 'Good in the sheets I see.' Intense up. 'Like a god.' Dad asks laughing. 'So, how did you two meet?' I tense. 'Well. . . I'm his maid. . .'

His mum nods and his dad says. 'Oh, banging the boss I see. . . Nice. . .'

After a long night I take my parents up into the room that was meant to be mine but that didn't happen after some shower sex, I smile. 'Have a nice sleep you guys.' I say good night as I walk back into Craig's room, he asks. 'Have they settled in?' I nod pulling my shirt off. 'I think so, I really hope so.' Craig smiles laying in bed with his boxers on. 'So do I, I really. . . I love you Tweek. . .'

I smile quickly jumping on the bed with only my boxers on, I sit there on his lap. 'I love you too Craig!' I kiss him quickly as it gets interrupted by the sound of a bed squeaking, I stop pulling back, I sit there as I ask. 'Are they?' Craig says. 'I think your parents are. . . ' I cringe pulling back. 'Ew, I'm traumatised.' Craig kisses my neck and nibbles. 'Can we continue?' I roll off his lap and lay down. 'Nope, any boner I once had is gone, ew, my parents just. . . Ew!' Craig laughs snuggling up to me. 'Night. . .' I smile. 'Night. . . Daddy. . .'

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