FINN
-panicking
what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store
pan nick at the disc co
im sorry
-tries so hard not to scream
-nearly falls when your dad opens the door
-terrified of your father
-terrified
SOPHIA
-'mOmMy CaN yOu PaSs ThE sAlT'
-freezes when you say that
-cause
-cause she reached for it
-and so did ur mom
-"(Y/N) (M/N) (L/N)"
-"SHIT"
-Ur dads losing his shit in the background
-sophias just sinking in her seat
you said shit like that one girl did when she put like oil or smthn on the floor infront of the stove and then when she called to her brother or sister or smthn and they came running in and they broke the stove in that one vine
CHOSEN
-surprisingly calm
-brings ur momma flowers
ur momma so fat thanos had to snap twice
theres gonna be a lot of jokes today
-offers to clean up when dinners done
-ur mom and dad approve
-b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶
JACK
-wants to run
I got a sunburn by the way
-anyway
-honestly no one would be surprised if he did run
-nearly faints when the door opens
JAEDEN
-slightly calm
-slightly ready to die at any given moment
-tells jokes throughout the dinner
what is a nun in a wheelchair called
virgin mobile
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"sorry daddy I was bad"
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME LISA ITS 'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED'"
ehem
-they really love jaeden actually
-thinks hes a kool kat
honestly I hate myself even more than normal for these random things throughout the preference
WYATT
-Nervous
-kinda
-hes met ur mom before but not ur dad
-wants to die
-sacred
- I meant scared but ok
JEREMY
-is genuinely excited
-ur parents love him
-they invite him over for dinner the next day
-they absolutely adore how happy he makes you
NOT PROOFREAD BOISSSSSSSSSS
BYE
