The day Newt got my phone number was probably the worst day of my life. His texts were incessant and over the top and unnecessarily flirty with an unnecessary amount of emoticons at the end.
5:37 pm: Newtie McNewtington: Whats cookin good lookin?!!!!! ;))
5:37 pm: Me: You if you dont shut up
5:39 pm: Newtie McNewtington: Ooooh kinky ;P
I rolled my eyes and threw my phone to the end of the bed, but there was a smile on my face.
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unlucky (newtmas)
Fanfiction"I take back every nice thing I ever said to you," I said. My head fell to the table with a thud. "Sorry, I have a no-return policy," Newt replied. "All of your sweet-nothing's have already been stored in the bank." "I'll burn the bank down." The t...
