libras are gay

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letsgetdowntobusiness: cMON MINA get bACK I WANNa kNow mY sigN :(

bakubabe: she's probably shoving that inhaler up her-

dank-i: bakubro pls no

spiderman: what if he's right tho

dank-i: well then

mamamina: i'M BAC K

letsgetdowntobusiness: yES MINA OUR LORD NOW TELL ME WHAT I AM

mamamina: wiLL DO

bakubabe: did it taste good

mamamina: yes it did

spiderman:

dank-i:

mamamina: wait what are you referring to when you say "it" baku?

bakubabe: something

mamamina: wow thx

mamamina: no more cuddles for you, little akuma

dank-i: WH A T

spiderman: a k u m A

letsgetdowntobusiness: akuma??????

bakubabe: please don't pay attention to them eiji

letsgetdowntobusiness: mHMm fine

letsgetdowntobusiness: anyways miNA WHATS MY SIGN

mamamina: im ignoring you guys' gay shit and moving on with the zodiacs................................

dank-i: right pls do

mamamina: okAy so kiri,,, you were born on 10/16 so that makes you a libra!!!!!!!

bakubabe: a what

spiderman: a libra dumbass

bakubabe: but what's a libra you piece of half n half

spiderman: how am i supposed to know hoe

dank-i: babe what's a libra

spiderman: it's a scale thingy mijigger

dank-i: what's a scale

bakubabe: i

letsgetdowntobusiness: well now i know i'm a libra

letsgetdowntobusiness: what am i supposed to do with this information

dank-i: oh yeah,,, what do we do with his, mina?¿?¿?

mamamina: i uh i dont know

spiderman: then what do you do with it?????

mamamina: i look at memes of them and all

bakubabe: oh that's nice

mamamina: i dont think there's anything to do wit them actually

dank-i: what a waste of my time

letsgetdowntobusiness: you say it like you had something better to do

spiderman: we did

bakubabe: we

mamamina: i sniff something missing from kami and sero

bakubabe: what, their brains?

letsgetdowntobusiness: their lack of personal space?

mamamina: no

mamamina: their birdginity

letsgetdowntobusiness: their birdginity?

bakubabe: tf is,,,,,, nvm

mamamina: we cant let him find out

bakubabe: right, right

letsgetdowntobusiness: i'll just ask kami and sero themselves since u guys wont tell me :,(

bakubabe: OKAY FINE COME OVER I'LL TELL YOU

mamamina: wasn't kiri already in your room, baku????????

bakubabe: yeah but across my bed

mamamina: and why does he need to move??.?.?.?.?.?.?.?

bakubabe: reasons

dank-i: mhm rite rite

bakubabe: and where tf were u

dank-i: checking our zodiacs' compatibilities in long lasting relationships as advices and guidances for the future

letsgetdowntobusiness: that was so inspirational, bro!!!!!

dank-i: also me and sero r datakkfksks

mamamina: you're what

spiderman: we're datidnskjcksk

bakubabe: you fuckers what the fuck are you doing

mamamina: are they doing what i think they're doing

bakubabe: i hope not because i was planning on taking you guys out on friday to an arcade but k

letsgetdowntobusiness: awwe katsu that's so manly of you

bakubabe: ikr

bakubabe: but we won't be able to go if pikachu's sorr

letsgetdowntobusiness: sore? frOm wHat????????

spiderman: from nothing

dank-i: because we're not doing anything

mamamina: ahem anyways, let's not ruin kiri's innocence and switch topics

spiderman: yeah so about denki's research

letsgetdowntobusiness: oh yeah!! what did you find out bro????????

dank-i: well cancers and leos are compatible and can support each other thru long term relationships. they can also comprehend themselves more than anything because they deal with similar problems. they also tend to have personalities and help balance their different needs inca relationship

mamamina: i

bakubabe: do u need that inhaler again

mamamina: no i need tooru bye

letsgetdowntobusiness: what's she talking about¿

bakubabe: nothing to special sweetie don't worry xx

letsgetdowntobusiness: okay my love xx

spiderman: i

spiderman: i also need an inhaler please i'm wheezing

bakubabe: but isn't pika pika right next to you

spiderman: i wish

bakubabe: aha

spiderman:

spiderman: he's on me

letsgetdowntobusiness: on..?

bakubabe: and that's when we leave lets go eiji

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