the bakusquad's ab-ventures <3

hold on...

dank-i: ahum guys....

spiderman: you noticed too?

letsgetdowntobusiness: yeahah

mamamina: why what's wrong you guys?1?1?1

dank-i: you'll notice when you come into class

letsgetdowntobusiness: author was about to make an inappropriate joke

bakubabe: please eijirou

spiderman: are ya coming mina??

mamamina: yeah sorry i was asking tooru about the noises

dank-i: mmmm

bakubabe: what did she say?

mamamina: "i hear them too! well, that's kind of obvious. i'm right down the hall after all."

spiderman: right down the hall....

letsgetdowntobusiness: gasP

letsgetdowntobusiness: ASK HER IF SHE HEARS ANYONE GOING TO JIROU'S DORM

mamamina: oN IT

dank-i: hm

bakubabe: what's wrong shithead

dank-i: im thinking

letsgetdowntobusiness: well that's something you dont see everyday

dank-i: rude

letsgetdowntobusiness: I WASNT TALKING ABOUT YOU DUDE

spidermam: were you talking about how bakugou asked "what's wrong"?

bakubabe:

dank-i: I GOT IT

letsgetdowntobusiness: wHAT IS IT

dank-i: who'S THE CLOSEST PERSON TO JIROU BESIDES ME THAT'S NEAR HER DORM???

spiderman: u h h h h h hh h

bakubabe: the girls???

letsgetdowntobusiness: well it cant be mina or tooru thats for sure

spiderman: yeah they were uhm busy

bakubabe: it cant be floaty and frog since they're .... y'know

dank-i: aha, so that leaves us with

letsgetdowntobusiness:

bakubabe:

spiderman:

mamamina: GASP TOORU JUST GAVE ME SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION

mamamina: also, i jus walked into class and saw your scarred faces, y'all okay?

mamamina:.... where's kyouka?

mamamina:.... and momo?

dank-i: SHIT

spiderman: BB LANGUAGE BUT WHAT THE FUCK

letsgetdowntobusiness: HOLD ON WHFOOA THATS VERY KAKCISI

bakubabe: tbh i saw it coming

dank-i: AGHAKCOSON THATS KAJ AND THEY'RE BOTH ABSENT????

spiderman: I THOT THAT YAOMOMO WOULD DO SOME SORT OF CELEBRATORY PARTY REGARDING THIS

dank-i: IDK WHAT YOU SAID BABE BUT IT SOUNDS HOT

spiderman: THANKS BB XXX

letsgetdowntobusiness: WAIT, dO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

bakubabe: ?

letsgetdowntobusiness: aizawa's probably gonna ask someone to go get them. he'll probably ask mina and todoroki since #best friends soOOo

dank-i: maybe i'll convince todoroki to give me his spot >:)

bakubabe: that's not gonna work

dank-i: i know :(

mamamina: shit shushshshh guys class' starting

— time skip to aizawa finding out—

spiderman: did i hear that right

bakubabe: i think you did

letsgetdowntobusiness: "kaminari. ashido. go get them. they better not be in each other's rooms, or else. <<whisper>> i can't take all of these gays and lesbians, god."

mamamina: akdkakkf kami and i are out of the school

dank-i: i can see the dorms in the distance ovo

bakubabe: tf was that

dank-i: what was what

bakubabe: ovo

spiderman: its an owl dude

dank-i: aizawa's letting you guys uses your phones???

letsgetdowntobusiness: he's asleep since he cant continue his lecture without his students

mamamina: sure, sure

spiderman: are you guys almost there?????????

dank-i: yah we're almost at the stairs

spiderman: goood, goood

spiderman: dont trip okay babe?

mamamina:

mamamina: he's getting up

spiderman: you dumbass i said dont trip

dank-i: sorry my mind was somewhere else

letsgetdowntobusiness: like where?

dank-i: where does your mind go when you're 5 minutes away from bakubro?

letsgetdowntobusiness:

letsgetdowntobusiness: what nice place you're at, kami

dank-i: i know, i know

bakubabe: are you retards almost there?

mamamina: yeah we're walking to momo's dorm

dank-i: opening the door~~~~~

mamamina: hmm,,, she's not here

spiderman: how's that room looking

mamamina: messy as shit that's what

letsgetdowntobusiness: do show, the whole class wanna see

dank-i: right

dank-i has sent [2] pictures

bakubabe: tf

spiderman: that's odd her clothes are everywhere

letsgetdowntobusiness: her bed's messed up too

bakubabe: not to mention the light's on

dank-i: idk if im high, but that shirt on the nightstand....

mamamina: what about it?

spiderman: show pls

dank-i has sent [1] picture

letsgetdowntobusiness: what does it say, my phone's taking forever

bakubabe: it says 'deep dope' and has an arrow pointing down

spiderman:

mamamina:

dank-i: SHIT WTF

mamamina: WE'RE RUNNING TO JIROU'S THIS IS SO SUSPENSEFUL

letsgetdowntobusiness: HAH AND EVEN BETTER AUTHOR'S CUTTING THIS CHAPTER OFF HERE

spiderman: wha-