the bakusquad's ab-ventures <3

damn ma'am

dank-i: so would you smash uraraka, mina??1?1

mamamina: sHUT UP KAMI IM STILL TRYING TO BREATHE

bakubabe: maybe if you stopped making out with invisible bitch, then you could breathe you moron

spiderman: how do u kno they r making out bakubro?

letsgetdowntobusiness: katsuki has a power that just tells him so

dank-i: hanta was asking bakubro, not you kiri

bakubabe: and eijirou was replying to tapeman, not you dunce face

spiderman: i

letsgetdowntobusiness: i

mamamina: oKAY LETS GET INTO THE GAY PORTION OF THE SMASH OR PASS

dank-i: OH BO Y do it for the vine

spiderman: you know we had to do it to him

dank-i: too early babe xx

spiderman: its never too early xx

mamamina: can you gays let me breathe without lung complications for once?

dank-i: i don't know, can we?????

spiderman: does it help your lungs to know that denki is so clingy he's in my shirt with me

bakubabe:

bakubabe: that's

letsgetdowntobusiness: we should try that bb xx

bakubabe: no xx

mamamina: i

mamamina: lets get on with the the game shAll wE.......

spiderman: pls do

mamamina: okAY— BAKUGOU, SMASH OR PASS??

letsgetdowntobusiness: smash. because i already have smashed

bakubabe: multiple times, might i add

mamamina: ohmigodshit anyways i would smash bakubro mm

bakubabe: please pinky

mamamina: n o

dank-i: smash bc why not

spiderman: i've been replaced

dank-i: o no bb pls ily xx

bakubabe: whom the fuck is blasting despacito

letsgetdowntobusiness: despacito???

bakubabe: yes despacito. yknow that song that gets all the girls um

mamamina: we do not need you to further specify that, bakubro

bakubabe: i didnt want to either

letsgetdowntobusiness: im just realizing author is really tired and its 1:46 am for her, but she just read a sad tododeku and kiribaku fanfic and shes in tears

mamamina: kirishima where did you learn that

bakubabe: i taught him

mamamina: so you explained to him about the fourth wall????1?1?

bakubabe: no u dumb shit i explained to him why water's wet

mamamina:

bakubabe: yes ofc i told him????

mamamina: but bakubro!! you know iida and momo dont like having to repair the fourth wall every 420 minutes!!

dank-i: nice ice

bakubabe: where the fuck were you

dank-i: i was looking for the angel blasting despacito

dank-i: well, i still am

letsgetdowntobusiness: but where are you???

dank-i: idk actually where am i??

dank-i: and why's hanta not on?

mamamina: i thot he was with you?

dank-i: no i was going down the hall to his dorm tho

bakubabe: then how tf do you not know where you are you piece of present mic?

letsgetdowntobusiness: gotta add that analogy to the list

mamamina: pls kiri let me breathe

letsgetdowntobusiness: how bout no

mamamina: :(

dank-i: okAy! im in front of sero's room

mamamina: thats nice— okay tODOROKI, SMASH OR PASS?

dank-i: smash bc damn ma'am

bakubabe: no

letsgetdowntobusiness: katsuki...

bakubabe: smash

letsgetdowntobusiness: im pretty gay so smash too

mamamina: okay that makes four of us

mamamina: are you knocking on sero's door kami?

mamamina: kAMI?????

letsgetdowntobusiness: katsu are they doing the um deed

bakubabe: what deed

letsgetdowntobusiness: never mind, never mind

mamamina: kirishima please

mamamina: did the hair dye get to your head?1?1?1?1?

bakubabe: hair dye¿¿?¿

letsgetdowntobusiness: mINA

mamamina: O H U M SHIT