the plan by our homeboys

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dank-i: okay so i have a plan

bakubabe: for what? we just found out saggy ears fucked someone

spiderman: and we dont know who it is

dank-i: exactly so we're gonna be noisey, annoying brats and try to find out with my plan

letsgetdowntobusiness: i dont wanna be a part of this....

mamamina: but kiriririri :(

dank-i: we'll have code names

letsgetdowntobusiness:

letsgetdowntobusiness: let's get down to business

bakubabe: to defeat the huns

mamamina: guys pls not now

letsgetdowntobusiness: did they send me daughters

bakubabe: when i assked for sons?

spiderman: gay

letsgetdowntobusiness: you're the saddest bunch i ever met

dank-i: that is tru

mamamina: how?1?1?1?1

dank-i: my hoeroscope

spiderman: DENKI IT'S HOROSCOPE

dank-i: bUT BAKUGOU SAID HOEROSCOPE

spiderman: SO BAKUGOU'S SMARTER THAN ME????????????

dank-i:

spiderman: i see

bakubabe: but you can bet before we're through

letsgetdowntobusiness: mister, i'll make a mANNN, OUT OF YOUUuuUuU

mamamina: GUYS CAN WE LISTEN TO KAMI'S PLAN PLS

bakubabe: how about no

dank-i: but dont you wanna be a brat

bakubabe: to whom specifically?

dank-i: wellllll,,,

mamamina: <<whispers>> we have to add midoriya into the plan

dank-i: <<whispers>> but how?

mamamina: <<whispers>> we can have bakubro interrogate midoriya for uhm reasons

dank-i: babe what's interrogate??

spiderman: to ask a specific person a group of specific questions

dank-i: thx boo xx

spiderman: np babe xx

dank-i: r u still mad? :,(

spiderman: mmmmayhaps

dank-i: right right k im definitely not coming over

spiderman: and im definitely not waiting for you

dank-i: right right

mamamina: <<whispers>> so r we gonna do it

dank-i: <<whispers>> yes lets tell him now

dank-i: bAKUBRO

letsgetdowntobusiness: tf u want

mamamina: um chill kiri pls

letsgetdowntobusiness: this is bakugou?????.?.?.?

dank-i: no that's kiri

letsgetdowntobusiness:

letsgetdowntobusiness: oh um

spiderman: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dank-i: woah bb thats edgy

dank-i: also im at ur door

spiderman: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dank-i: i brought you a snack too~~

spiderman: oh please come come~~

mamamina: why is my mind like this

letsgetdowntobusiness: that's what author's thinking right now

bakubabe: eijirou please

mamamina: WAIT WE DIDNT EVEN DISCUSS THE PLAN

dank-i: I KNOW BUT IM GONNA BE BUSY FOR A BIT

spiderman: "a bit" lmao

mamamina: idc, WE ARE DISCUSSING THE PLAN BEFORE CLASS SO WE CAN SPY

bakubabe: SPY

mamamina: YES

bakubabe: I'M IN

letsgetdowntobusiness: AGH FINE IM IN SINCE KATSUS IN

dank-i: GAY

bakubabe: I THOT YOU LEFT?????

mamamina: i think he's only coming back for the gay shit tbh

letsgetdowntobusiness: is that so?

bakubabe: this'll be a breeze then

mamamina: baku what are you gonna do?1?1?1?1

bakubabe: oh you know,,,, say something gay

letsgetdowntobusiness: ....

bakubabe: s e r o

dank-i: GAY

mamamina: oKAY NOW THAT YOU ARE HERE LEMME TELL YOU GUYS THE PLAN

mamamina: IN CLASS, KAMI, SERO AND KIRI, YOU GUYS WATCH JIROU SINCE SHE SITS NEAR YOU GUYS

letsgetdowntobusiness: rOGER

dank-i: MMKAY

spiderman: ON IT

mamamina: NOW BAKUBRO, YOU'LL TAG ALONG WITH ME AND INTERROGATE SOME PEOPLE

bakubabe:

mamamina: that includes midoriya

bakubabe: WOO HOO

mamamina: SO ARE YOU GUYS UNDERSTANDING ME?

letsgetdowntobusiness: YES MA'AM

dank-i: YUPpppPpPpPp

spiderman: YES AND DENKI PUT ON YOUR PANTS YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME

dank-i: SORRY BUT YOUR SHIRTLESS CHEST IS DISTRACTING ME

bakubabe:

letsgetdowntobusiness:

mamamina:

mamamina: INHALER PLEASEEJSI

letsgetdowntobusiness: SOMEONE GET HER HAGAKURE??????

bakubabe: HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE SHE IS

mamamina: mMm NEVERMIND I GOT THE INHALER

bakubabe: so invisible bitch is an inhaler now????

mamamina: i

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