exposing the noises

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letsgetdowntobusiness: aha yeah so uMmm...

bakubabe: you didn't tell me your hair was dYED

letsgetdowntobusiness: i WAS PLANNING TO KATSU!!!

bakubabe: mhm sure

mamamina: gays stop fighting it hurts my heart :,(

bakubabe: yeah it's almost my bed time anyways

dank-i: you have a bed time

bakubabe: yes and where were you

spiderman: correction *where were you guys

dank-i: youre gonna expose us hanta xx

spiderman: thats the point xx

letsgetdowntobusiness: oh boy

letsgetdowntobusiness: we should probably go bye bye so that we can function tmr

mamamina: but it's only 11:14! :(

bakubabe: and that's early for you??1?1?

spiderman: that's the equivalent of 5 am in night owl language

dank-i: what does equivalent mean bb

spiderman: it means equal to

dank-i: tysm bb ilysfm xxx

spiderman: np bb ilysfmt xxx

mamamina: thAT WAS THREE Xs

bakubabe: and that surprises you how??????

letsgetdowntobusiness: let her be katsuki, she's got a weak heart

bakubabe: mhm sure

bakubabe: hey losers about the arcade

spiderman: yeah???

dank-i: what's up???

bakubabe: should i get each of us a card or like get each couple plus mina a card

mamamina: you called me mina

bakubabe:

bakubabe: do you want the card or not

letsgetdowntobusiness: shh hold on she's still screeching

dank-i: so that's what those sounds were

spiderman: what sounds?1?1?1?

dank-i: the ones coming from the girls' wing

mamamina: but im not screeching anymore

dank-i:

letsgetdowntobusiness: do u still hear them kami?

dank-i:

letsgetdowntobusiness: dude??

dank-i:

spiderman: denki boo

dank-i: i think i know who they're coming from

dank-i: correction *whom

mamamina: nice ice

dank-i: dont copy me :,(

mamamina: kami, if i were to copy you i would glue tape onto my elbows at 4:37 a.m and fantasize about having sero's perfect teeth in my ass

dank-i: that's too accurate

spiderman: what

dank-i: nothing

bakubabe: and for how long has that been happening?

dank-i: since the sports festival

spiderman: come again?

dank-i: nothing

bakubabe: k whatever but i need to know by like tmr

letsgetdowntobusiness: i think we should get one per person since kami and sero would waste a card in one go tbh

spiderman: tru tru

mamamina: well idc because im a loner :,(

bakubabe: its fine if u wanna bring your invisible gf

mamamina: she's going over to grandparent's tho so she cant come :,(

bakubabe: i wasn't talking about hagakure

mamamina:

letsgetdowntobusiness: KATSUKI THAT WAS RUDE WHAT THE FUCK BABE

dank-i: IM AWARE IT WAS RUDE BUT AHAHAHHAHAHA

mamamina: fine i know when im not wanted :,(

bakubabe: im jk mina pls ily

mamamina: ty ilyt bakubro

spiderman: that was so heart warming d e f o c c

dank-i: focc?

spiderman: it's like saying fuck but focc

dank-i: im too stupid sorry

spiderman: its fine bb

bakubabe: anyways so we're getting a card per person so that's five

mamamina: yah yeet

bakubabe: *four

mamamina: :,(

bakubabe: jkjkjk ily

letsgetdowntobusiness: anyways what did you hear kami???

dank-i: wait which 'hear' are you talking about

mamamina: you heard more than one thing?

spiderman: and you're surprised?

mamamina: no not really

letsgetdowntobusiness: what was it that you heard??

dank-i: well i thot those noises were coming from mina but when i left my room, the sounds were coming from up the hall

spiderman: isnt that koda's room?

dank-i: yes but it wasnt him...

letsgetdowntobusiness: so they came from the girls' side?

bakubabe: but whoM the fuck is there?

mamamina:

mamamina: kyouka

spiderman:

letsgetdowntobusiness:

bakubabe:

dank-i:

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