Joke: African Proverbs

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When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives.
- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir.
- Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food.
- Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.
- Ghanaian Proverb

The anus doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food
- South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy
- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum.
- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it.
-South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market.
- Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.
- Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay.
-  Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
- Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward.
- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness.
- Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles.
- Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb

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