Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do.
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
I bet you I can stop gambling.
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