Chuck Norris injected his blood
into a monkey, a fish, and a
lizard. They are now known as
King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didn't have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eye and turned her to stone.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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If you've never heard a Chuck Norris joke...honey you need to ditch that rock you're living under. 😜😆
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