1) Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
2) Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
3) Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
4) Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
5) Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
A: Don't look I'm changing!
6) Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family.
7) Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
8) Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: Look ma no hands!
9) Q: What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
10) Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
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