Aries - *makes Mac-and-cheese* *burns it*
Taurus - can't stop swearing in front of kids.
Gemini - will not let their kids quit sports because they're "part of a team".
Cancer - the parent everyone loves. Always has kids' friends over.
Leo - "Honey! Where are my keys?! I forgot the kids at the mall!"
Virgo - the parents that physically forces their kids to do homework.
Libra - "Jane! Stop fucking around and leave me alone, I'm tired!"
Scorpio - the parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies and gives their kid money.
Sigittarius - goes to yoga everyday and annoys their children with facts and quotes.
Capricorn - *Kid gets B on Test* "Sucker! I could have done so much better!"
Aquarius - has a house with a pool but never uses it.
Pisces - "You can smoke, you can drink, you can have sex....Oh and be safe."
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"What's your sign?"
Meghan: "My sign is no...you need to let it go." 😅
Ok that's stupid. No, not Meghan. I loooove her too much to insult her.
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Peace. :)
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