Your POV
We were in the living room watching tv, Stan's favorite show Cash Wheel. I hate this show, but we didn't really have a choice.
Announcer: *from tv* Ladies and gentleman, we now return to Cash Wheel!!! Sponsored by Chipackers!!! The chip flavored crackers!!!
Mabel: They taste just like chips!!! *eats a chipacker*
Competitor 1: *spins the wheel which lands in cash shower*
Announcer: Congratulations, you're taking a-
Announcer and Stan: Cash Shower!!!
Competitor 1: *starts laughing and collecting money as it falls on him*
Competitor 2: *takes a few dollars*
Competitor 1: *punches the second competitor and pushes away the third*
Stan: I like that guy's style!
Soos: *enters* Mr. Pines, we got tourists at nine o'clock!!! A whole busload of'm!!!
After he gets dressed we all go to the gift shop.
Stan: Hot tamales, it's a jackpot!!! Soos, make some new attractions!!!
Soos: You got it, boss! *sticks a wolf head to a chicken body*
Stan: Wendy, mark up those prices!!! The higher the better!!!
Wendy: *takes a marker and writes a zero next to the two*
Stan: Higher!!!
Wendy: *writes another zero*
Stan: Bleed them dry!!! *laughs*
Dipper: Yeesh, Grunkle Stan, it's like when you look at tourist all you see are wallets with legs!
Stan: That's not true. *looks out the window*
You: He has magic glasses!!!
You and Dipper: *laugh*
Stan: Clean up on the front lawn!
Dipper: *sighs as he picks up a bucket and mop, then goes outside*
He began to give his usual tours. I usually worked either the cash register, or just roamed around. After talking to Mabel I went to the museum area when...
Stan: *goes to a curtain* Be astonished by the horrible preteen wolf boy!!! *opens the curtain* Oh, oh look at him!!! All that hair!!! His body's changing, ah!!!!
Dipper: *takes out his fake fangs* Grunkle Stan, is this demeaning.
Stan: What? I don't know de-meaning of that word!
Stan and Tourists: *laugh*
You: *snort as you try your best to contain your laughter*
Stan: If you throw money at him, he dances!
Tourists: *throw money at Dipper*
Dipper: *does an awkward dance*
Stan: *captures all the money with a jar* Ooh, haha! Ooh, thank you!
You: Yo, everyone, look!!! It's the famous Sasscrotch!!!
Tourists: *go to the attraction*
Dipper: *walks over to you*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
