Candy Monster
*shows Dipper sitting on a chair with a bowl of chicken strips in his room*
Dipper: Well, that concludes Gravity Falls's anomaly number thirteen: the Möbius chicken strip. *eats the chicken strip* It's infinitely delicious. *is about to stop recording when a strange creature rushes by* Woah, what the-?!? * sees it knock over the camera* Hey!!! *takes the camera and walks over to you and Mabel*Girls, did you see that?!? Wake up!!!
You: Go away, Pine...
Mabel: Let us sleep forever...
Dipper: Some creature just jumped out of nowhere!!! It's eating all our leftover Summerween candy!!!
You and Mabel: *sit up* What?!?
Dipper: Look!!! *points the camera at the weird little creature who is eating the candy*
You: What in the fireballs is that...?!?
Mabel: Ew, it's like a... naked little man.
Dipper: Ok, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained number seventy six: Uh... that thing!!!
Creature: *yells some more before grabbing the Summerween basket*
Mabel: No, put it down!!! Put it down...!
Creature: *licks the basket*
Mabel: Oh, gross!!!
You: That's just... ew...
*static, then shows Dipper covered in plush toys holding a golf club and a bucket*
Dipper: Ok, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor. *pokes one of the plush toys making it squeak* I'm gonna capture him for science.
Mabel: And for candy!!!
Dipper: Get this on tape incase I die or whatever.
You: I just want to point out: you look adorable right now.
Dipper: *glares at yo before he goes near the creature and starts to drag away the candy from it*
Creature: *gets the candy before Dipper captures him with the bucket, then climbs up*
You: It's above us!!! ITS ABOVE US!!!
Mabel: Ah, die, you, die!!!! *throws a plush toy to the creature but falls on her face*
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *run downstairs following the creature, then stop at the living room*
Dipper: Where is it? Have you seen it?
Creature: *jumps on Dipper's face making Dipper bump into the wall and fall, then it runs off with the candy*
*static, then shows the creature in the kitchen on top of the refrigerator and Dipper going inside with you and Mabel by the doorway*
Creature: *eats candy*
Mabel: Ah, no!!!
Dipper: *throws a can to the creature who throws back a lot of candy, the he hides behind a chair*
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
