Yuuei, the Academy for Monsters

Heifer

Honestly Heifer is my new favorite word thank you mom for teaching me this lol.

Really has no relevance.

Heifer- a young cow; especially : one that has not had a calf
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Izuku POV

I awoke to someone brutally poking at my cheeks.

"Oi Deku you up?"

"Dekuuuu."

"FREAKING DEKU WAKE THE F*CKING HELL UP!"

I mumbled out something incoherent.

My morning voice slurred together.

"Whatda want you heifer?"

I'm not much of a morning person I guess and usually I would've been sorry if the person waking me up wasn't the jerk prince.

"What the hell is a heifer? Get out of my damn bed I've been waiting hours, hours for you to wake the hell up so get up."

My cheeks now a cherry red I rolled out of the bed as fast as monstrously possible.

I was upside down with my cocoon of blankets sprawled on the floor.

A figure towered over me and two angry ruby eyes glared at me.

"First I save your ass and this is how you repay me? Now you've messed up my bed!"

"Thank you and sorry... but you didn't have to put me in your bed!"

I got up from the blankets quickly.

What was I wearing?!

I look like death.

Sort of.

Where was my uniform?

Did he?

He didn't!!?

"DID YOU? DID YOU—."

"WHAT THE F*CK NO WHO THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!"

"Sorry... then who?"

"One of the many maids we have."

"Thank the heavens!"

"It's not like there's much to see anyways."

"Now isn't the time to be snarky and I'm a growing woman Thank you very much. I have plenty already."

"Perv you don't just tell monsters that."

"I'm the perv? You're like a billion years old! You probably have kids!"

"What the f*ck? No! Hell no! I'm young!"

"How Old is 'young' Then?"

"A few hundred years."

"What the heck!"

"I do have all of eternity. What's the damn point of making a bloodline that would die off or be immortal. Being immortal sucks ass, it's damn lonely and tiring."