My Little Cousin Catches Me Singing

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Okay so tonight i am really bored so maybe i can choose to sing because i have not done that for so long since then *i probably still hate saying that line but whatever cause since that little blond elf isn't alive now because i was the one who killed him before my daughter Laura was born.....so i guess maybe i'll start saying both lines now.....* and nobody will know what song it is (so i'll be singing i hate everything about you------cause it's one of my favorite songs------and so what if anybody hears or eavesdrops on me?????? just as long as it's not my good-for-nothing and not-worth-my-time and very very very annoying little cousin or anybody else that i don't like------cause they won't know what i might do to them!!!!!!) also since i am probably all by myself. and of course i won't be skipping any curse words if there's any but whatever. *time skip to when i have finally just finished singing:* then suddenly out of nowhere i heard somebody gasp in shock and when i looked it was my little cousin: "Oh darn i didn't know that you hated everything about me......but just know that i still love you because we're only cousins and nothing else more then that......" he said "Oh yeah whatever the hell that means.....now please just get the hell out of my room Jeffrey before i hurt you again.....cause your still an idiotic jerk of a little boy!!!!!!!!" i told Jeff then flipped him off and pointed to the open door for him to leave: "fine i'll go now.....you really don't have to tell me twice.....bye-bye now cousin meanie!!!!!!" he said and waved then left my room like he was told to, but not before i chased after him with my sword unsheathed. *while throwing & swinging it around, trying so hard to hit my little cousin with it!!!!!!* then he began to scream like a little girl. with flailing noodle arms going around the whole place: "Wait what i------oh my gosh, what the heck is going on here?!?!?!" Laura whispered as she quietly opened up her bedroom door to see what all the racket was about, and her face was like this: O_O the whole freaking time (cause of Jeff who's been flailing his dumb noodle arms!!!!!!!) until she finally bursted out laughing about exactly 10 hours later. (none-stop may i add of course!!!!!!!) then started having bloody tears because of how much that she was laughing:

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