dumbass shower ideas

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What if toilets were alive?

What if birds are actually humans and then we are spiders or bugs and bugs are birds? We would be eating humans, humans would be eating humans, and the whole food chain would die

What if baby's came out of our mouths

What if we had potato's for brains and every time we get a headache it's the potato growing inside of us and eventually it bursts and that's the reason why people die?

What if Pokemon was a porn series?

What if Taylor swift died right now?

What if I'm actually not writing this and we are all in the matrix and we have no idea what Is going on in the real world aka what if the matrix is real?

What if no one in AOT FRICKING DIED?!?! THIS INE IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT STILL FHDHDBFB

ahem..
Anyway...

What if someone randomly came up to you and said they loved you but you had no idea who they were because they were from the future?


Yeah okay bye I'm a weirdo

Yeah okay bye I'm a weirdo

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