I met you on accident/// Fack

memes are lyfe finnland

another filler chapter till i get the new one up and running 😬

this one is gonna be headcanons. sO if u dont know what a headcanon its basically a quirk or thing that happens in your head that a certain character does! youll see in a sec bud

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richie was and still is bad about sleeping with his glasses on like hes broken several pairs and its just a problem

eddie does cute little kitten snores and like damn that boy sleeeeeeeps like u could text him at like 7:30 pm but dont count on him being up till 3:00 pm the next day

bill snores so fucking loud like damn who let the bear in???

stan hates bills snoring ^

when bev first slept over richie slapped her in the face midst sleep <- she karate kicked his ass so hard he thought he was in jail for a hAWT moment

mike is a silent sleeper like the losers will forget hes there cuz hes just so damn peaceful

ben sleep talks like if u hear spaghetti in the middle of the night dont be alarmed its just ben chillin

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whenever they go to the beach richie will legit dig a giant ass hole like dont expect him to get into the water until hes dug his hole (i do this all the time people have taken pictures its great)

stan is the life hacks boi like if u need ur shit hidden boo dont worry about it he already gor that shit on lock down

eddie will refuse to get in the water but once richie dunks him its all hells broken loose like u wont get him out until u promise him sleep food or richie <- little iffy on the last one

bill has fallen into one of richies holes before and now he refuses to be anywhere near richie at the beach

mike has such thicc thighs that he gets chaffing and the sea salt makes it so much worse and omg the boi out here lookin like a crab

ben and richie will not fucking burn stick the two buds in hell and even satan will be impressed

henry is the bitch that screams shark at a lake (just sayin)

finn cant swim so he has to wear arm floaties and one summer jack taught him

soph swears she'll fight the sun

jaeden pretends to drown so wyatt will pay attention to him <- but wy still aint give a fuck

jeremy and chosen have breath holding contests and every child is a m a z e d

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richie always insists on sitting in the cart when they go shopping

stan is in charge of saying yes or no <- hes the dad (cuz hes daddy 👅💦)

eddie will 10/10 wander

mike and ben are actual good beans and help collect things

bill pushes the cart <- he the momma :)

bev disappears for the entire trip like catch her disappearin like yo dad <- ma dad disappeared too is ok

richie is that one boi that holds up things and asks if they need it real shit he'll hold up hemorrhoid cream and say ben's been gettin itchy <- stan tells him to put it back

eddie just mumbles random product names and insults them <- hes angry he on a leash

an employee told rich to get outta the cart he moved to the toddle area <- this bitch was skinny enough yes

bill has a rep of squishing bread like mike will quake everytime

ben finds the best coupons

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richie has such bad adhd/add that he cant handle movie theaters without gettin bored

bill gets so engrossed into a movie he cant hear u shout his name

stan theorizes so much he most of the time ruins the movie for himslef <- he gets pissed every time hes right

eddie is confused 90% of the movie

mike is a movie food whore like u want licorice just reach into his coat hes got some in their probably behind the popcorn but its in there

ben is a quiet movie watcher like he don even laugh u look at the seat next to u and ur like damn ben is still here??? forgot about that bitch

bev just passes the fuck out u hear movie she hears naptime

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richie will legit surprise u with his academic skills he'll say black is not a race but then get 100% on a geometry test

one time the school's fire alarm went off and the losers were all chillin out in the parkinglot and no one could find eddie rich goes damn guess that bitch dead

eddie be that quiet kid but will fuckin fight u once u talk to him for a bit like if u think richie tozier is cute eddie will fite u cuz that boi is gorgeous

stan is so done with life hes stressed 25/8

bill always spaces in class like u wonderin where he live probably pluto right now

beverly sleeps the entire class period liek damn someone get her a redbull

jeremy doddles on his papers once hes done with them like u catch a paper of his w/o a drawing bitch betta check the back

mike is such a good student and everybody loves him like honestly hes been kidnapped five times now.

hope ya enjoyes those they were fun so yeah bye ig