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WINGS OF FIRE MODERN HIGH SCHOOL AU
Imagine ... what would it be like if the Dragonets of Destiny weren't forced to stop a war, but finish their mountains of stupid history homework? What if the Jade Winglet spent th...
Hey, y'all! Happy Halloween! Instead of presenting you guys with a new chapter―which is coming soon, so don't you worry―I decided to make a one-of-a-kind thing about random stuff. You'll see what I mean in the next paragraph down below:
(Also, whatever I type is mostly crack. 😂)
The Dragonets of Destiny React to pictures of themselves in the Character Appearances and Descriptions chapter:
Clay: Hmm, my scavenger version smiles a lot. That's good; I like that and―HOLY COWS HE CAN EAT THAT MANY HOTDOGS IN A MINUTE?!? I GOTTA BEAT THAT!
Tsunami: Eh, passable. Only bad thing is that she doesn't look like she can punch someone's face off. Hey, maybe I could train her to do that!
Glory: She looks nice, especially that sneaky smile. It's like she's trying to come up with an escape plan from her crazy bodyguard or something. Right, Deathbringer?
Starflight: ... *Sunny whispers something into his ear* Oh. Ohh. That looks quite like my appearance. There is nothing I would alter about it. The hair is perfect, the eyes blah blah blah blah blah blah... *an hour later* blah blah blah blah ...
Sunny: *has died of excitement*
The Jade Winglet members React to pictures of themselves in the Character Appearances and Descriptions chapter:
Moonwatcher: Hmm, I look really adorable, especially that cute green tie. *author whispers something into her ear* Oh, it's a Harry Potter house thing? Well, I'm more of a Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff then.
Winter: I DO NOT HAVE SUCH SHAGGY HAIR. AND I ESPECIALLY DO NOT CRY LIKE A WEAK LITTLE SNOT. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ... *pulls a Starflight and goes into rant mode*
Qibli: Um ... it looks ... okay? *secretly thinking about stealing mudpies from Peacekeeper*
Turtle: I'm brothers with ... Riptide? Well, he seems nice so I'm fine. *goes back to writing hardcore Turtlejou fanfics*
Kinkajou: *has also died of excitement*
Starflight and Fatespeaker as Trick-or-Treaters:
Random Lady: If you sing a song for me, I'll give you extra candy.
Starflight: Oh god, not this again ...
Fatespeaker: ~I know a song that gets on everybody's-
*door slams on them*
Fatespeaker: Bro, I was going to say I knew a song that gets on everybody's walruses so they start dancing.
Dragonets of Destiny as Annoying Songs
Clay: ... you know what, we're gonna pass. He's too much of a cinnamon roll, really.
Tsunami: Nyan Cat Song
Glory: Narwhal Song
Starflight: I Know A Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
Sunny: Passing as well.
How the Jade Winglet Prank People
Moon: She usually doesn't, but when she's in the mood she'll hang a rainbow banner somewhere off in the distance so people try to find the "rainbow."
Winter: *after someone passes gas* "Do I smell popcorn?" *people inhale to smell*
Qibli: *Plays Ice-cream truck music* *Little children are disappointed when they find out he doesn't have ice-cream*
Turtle: Like Moon, he's usually too polite to prank people. However, he'll occasionally pants someone if he feels daring enough.
Kinkajou: *runs around with whipped cream in her mouth* I HAVE RABIEEESSS
Umber: Eh, nah.
Carnelian: Sets people on fire. That's it.
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