Dumb Jokes

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A/N: Hey! Sorry about not posting! The video above has nothing to do with the story, it's one of my friends singing I Dreamed A Dream from Les Mis. She has a great voice. On with the chapter!

Everybody is bored. Em says,

Em: Let's tell dumb jokes!

Michael: Okie!

SQUIP: Why?

Em: Because. I'll go first. A book that has never been written: How to Make The Perfect Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon.

Christine: *hysterical giggles* My turn! I did a theatrical performance on puns. Really, it was just a play on words.

Michael: *laughs adorably* I'll go. What do you call a burglar crocodile?

Brooke: What?

Michael: A CROOKODILE!

SQUIP: *groans* That was dumb. It's my turn I guess. The difference between your opinion and cake is that I asked for cake.

Rich: BURN!

Christine: *literally starts singing Burn from Hamilton*

Em: Oh my Godric. Rich, your turn.

Time Skip because I'm lazy

Everybody is in hysterics, and Em has the hiccups from laughing.

Em: That was... TOO DAMN FUNNY!



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