Reacting To "Google Translate Sings BMC Broadway" - The SQUIP Song

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Jeremy: Oh boy here we go again.

Rich: Thith will be weird

Jenna: You can say that again.

Rich: Thith will be weird.

[RICH]
About a year
He had no idea
I am nothing like you
Good time
You are awesome
So every woman can prove herself
I have no SMS messages.
My little mother was caught
It's very frustrating
There is nothing wrong with that.
You
There is no hope
You
Nobody does anything
Every now and then walk down the path
I'll go
You
Stirring and moving slowly
You
Murder

Christine: When did JD show up?

And no
And no
And no
And no
And no
And no
Then I have a half team

[JEREMY, spoken]
Probably not before!

[RICH, spoken]
Not so fast

Literally everyone: SOMEONE CAME ALONG TO RESIST HIM-

Equipment

[JEREMY, spoken]
I've never heard of this

[RICH, spoken]
Yes, that's the reason!
The best secrets you can't find on the web.

(sung)
From Japan
Gray circle
Nano data center technology
Different computers release tablets into your bloodstream.
Keep it in your mind and tell you what to do.

[JEREMY, spoken]
So ...
Controls?

[RICH, spoken]
Jeremy is great

Jeremy: Aww, thanks!

Michael: *boops Jeremy on the nose*

Jeremy: NaNi????

SQUIP: Pffffft

[RICH & (ENSEMBLE)]
From Japan! (Ma, oh, oh, oh, laughter, oh, laugh)
This is a gray background (A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A)
Modum nanotechnology developers (Ah, stand up, party, smile, smile, smile, ah, ah, ah)
The amount of tablet that blew your blood (A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A) A
Keep it together in your mind and tell you what to do (Yes, it's good, you're smart, stupid, it is, good).
Tell her what to do
Leave first (ohhhhh)
General (Ah)
I'll talk to you (ah ah ah)
This is what (ohhhhh)
Comments (Ahhhhh)
Best work (ohhhhh)

[RICH & ENSEMBLE]
Be quiet!

Em: Something that I want to say to most of the boys in my grade.

Brooke: *laughing her head off*

This will help you win!

[RICH]
"Because you're there now
Nobody does anything
For them
Very close
In the school community, you are only Balkh.
But if that's the case
If I get advice and pay the right price
You will be sad to laugh.
Hip, yes, change your life!

[RICH & ENSEMBLE]
Time to buy furniture!

Jake: Since when were we at IKEA?

Chloe: No idea.

[RICH & (ENSEMBLE)]
Stop, IP-IP is back!
Good morning! (Ouch)

Rich: Yeth. THQUIPTH are very much ouch.

SQUIP: I said I was sorry!

Welcome! (Ah Ah.(
It doesn't work if you quit
Equipment
Equipment
Wait! (S J O O mp, t R i - k o, W oj, R e a, O t r i t o, t h e s t i o n).

Everyone: What the fuck?

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