Reacting to "Google Translate Sings BMC Broadway" - Be More Chill Pt.1

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Everyone's sitting in the house, bored out of their minds. Rich had thrown a remote at the TV earlier because the news was on, and it was showing people being asshole idiots. Em had to summon a new one. Suddenly, she had an idea, and decides to show them the next part of the Google Translate Be More Chill thing.

Jenna: Here we go again.

[SQUIP, spoken]
As you can see, public works are regulated by law. He has the healing power to understand the law. And you give it to them

(sung)
Is it Don't know C-C-C-C-CMON, Jeremy?
Old operating system
Go on, see?
Ignore the people around you
I'm glad today is not a commitment
Mubarak is here!
It's been a while
You're like me, I'm sick

Christine: Wait, can SQUIPs get sick?

SQUIP: Yep.

Rich is very confused, and the Authoress has a chapter idea.

[SQUIP]
You're cool

[JEREMY, faintly, spoken]
Me

[SQUIP]
Throw your bag

Chloe: Ok.

She yeets her bag, then goes to get it.

Michael's on the floor laughing.

[SQUIP]
Eat less and reduce your breasts
Change the way you go.
You will find more at Ba Tour
After consideration of the terms it remains the same

[JEREMY, spoken]
Yes, but I help myself

[SQUIP, spoken]
Editing

(sung)
Happy to smell.

[JEREMY, spoken]
Is it Want more geekiger?

[SQUIP]
All your nerves are at work at home

[JEREMY, spoken]
Don't touch, don't touch, I know.

Everyone except for Em: NO TOUCHY-

Em: Who showed you that movie?

Jake: I did!

[SQUIP]
Your shield and equipment will fail.
And beauty is not about it
Manage jokes and be accurate

[SQUIP]
Hein

[JEREMY]
All right

[SQUIP]
In. No.

[JEREMY]
Ah!

[SQUIP]
Either way

[JEREMY]
Sharp

SQUIP: Unlike the wits of many politicians.

Jenna: Damn right.

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