The Be More Chill House!

Reacting To - "Google Translate Sings BMC Broadway" - Two Player Game

Brooke: Ooh, I like this song!

Chloe: Yeah. Can't wait to see how destroyed it got.

SQUIP: *on the couch arm, eating cookies*

Jeremy: What are you, a cat?

SQUIP: *HISS*

Michael: There's your answer.

Em: Can I start calling him Virgil?

Rich: Oof.

Em: Anyway, let's start before we completely forget what we're doing!

[MICHAEL]
It has been condemned!

[JEREMY]
Really!

[BOTH]
Restaurant!

Christine: Yey food.

Find the bad guy and reject him.
From then on, keep up with your friends by your side.
Because it's a game for two players
You know you have a little brother, you have your back
From there, move slowly
Ah my god!
In the right way
And if they give you clothes

Jenna: *winks*

Jeremy and Michael: *BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY*

Ah my god!
Use force

Michael, Jeremy, and Em: USE THE FORCE LUKE-

SQUIP: You guys are dorks.

Em: Yeah, and your point is?

SQUIP: *facepalming*

If you let your brother go, he will laugh.
No matter what
But a game of two players!
Welcome!

[MICHAEL]
Actually, you mix it with an old cassette ball.
It's just amazing to me
They have nothing to do in high school.

Em: In what universe do you have nothing to do in high school? I have too much to do!

But it is important because you and you are a team

I like that the game weakens the body.

SQUIP: I mean, since you spent so much time sitting and playing video games, you don't have as much strength as you could if you exercised-

Chloe: Shut up Heather.

SQUIP: °o°

Retro screen
I have a Pacman tattoo.
Nothing to compliment
But we'll go where you want to go soon

"There are people like us who are reserved for universities.
I felt comfortable in college
People like us love rows.
We run this university and we listen to our friends.
High school, but you're okay.
We're growing players

[BOTH]
Rocks!
Fuck!

Jenna: Isn't what you two did last night?

Em: GUYS! NEW RULE! NO SCREWING IN THE HOUSE.

Jake: Em, are you ok?

Em: Am I ever?

Rich: Good point.

Ah my god!
Oh no!
Ten

[JEREMY]
Winners, we fought for years.
Popular Nintendo zombies and boys
We really set the standard and I want to keep going.

[MICHAEL]
Wait two years
Look
There are people like me.

[BOTH]
You must be in college
The secret of the university.

[JEREMY]
Yes, well

[BOTH]
People like us love rows.

[JEREMY]
But we are not in school

[MICHAEL]
However
The school is demolished but it's a problem for everyone.

Everyone: When did JD show up?

You and you

[BOTH]
It plays both games

Ah my god!
Ah my god!
Rocks!
Blood!

Em: Yuri? Is that you?

SQUIP: You play that game?

Em: No. I've watched playthroughs.

Contracts!
Stop

Rich: I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROTHTHAINT-

[JEREMY]
You see I liked it
Is it Not so

[MICHAEL]
Is that right?
My favorite part?

[JEREMY]
Yes, we don't like the corporate team.
High school is the school and you helped me win
We do that

[BOTH]
Make games for two people!

Find the bad guy who hurt her!

Em: That's me with my friends.

So go to your friends beside you!
Because it's a game for two players
You know you have a little brother, you have your back
From there, move slowly
Ah my god!
In the right way
And if they give you clothes
Ah my god!
Use force
If you let your brother go, he is cut off
No matter what
But a game of two players!
Welcome!

Games for all players
Games for all players
Welcome!

Everyone: What the fuck.

Em: I don't even know.