A/N: Hey! I'm back from the dead. Sorry about not posting. Between midterms and a show, I've been extremely busy. Anyways, here we go!
Everyone is hanging out at home when Em comes in, dressed nicely.
Jake: What'cha dressed up for, Em?
Em: We're seeing a show!
Christine: Yay!!!!
Jeremy: I-is it another Broadway one?
Em: No, its off Broadway.
Michael: What show are we seeing?
Em: Spamalot!
SQUIP: A parody, I'm assuming.
Em: Yup! And I'm sooooooooooo excited!!!!!
SQUIP: Em, take a chill pill.
Jeremy and Rich: NO!
Em: Okay... stop it.
Rich: The SQUIP started it!
SQUIP: Shut the hell up, Richard.
Em: Hush children.
Chloe: But we're older than you.
Em: I'm more mature.
Michael: Can't argue with you on that, Em.
Em: *dies of laughter* *regains composure* Anywho... we're getting dinner first.
Jenna: Kay!
They all go to get their coats. Em puts on a long scarf with multicolored stripes on it. Michael recognizes it.
Michael: Hey Em, is that a 4th Doctor scarf?
Em: Yes it is!
Christine: Cool!
SQUIP: You mean... chill.
Jenna: (sarcastically) Wow.
Em: *snort-laughs*
They go to a sushi place.
Jeremy: N-not that I'm against it, but why sushi?
Rich: Because...
SQUIP: Richard, don't you f***ing dare.
Michael: Why? What's he doing?
Rich: *inhales* IT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
Christine: *claps* Nice one Rich!
Brooke: Look, can we just go inside? I'm hungry.
Em: Okay. Guys, no idiocy.
SQUIP: That's gonna be difficult.
Michael and Jake have to hold their respective boyfriends back from killing the SQUIP. Christine and Em start laughing. Eventually, they go in, eat, and drive to the place that the theater is in. After some waiting, they go into the theater. A rather tall guy sits in front of Em.
Em: Oh come on!
Em's Mom: Sit on top of your coat.
Em: Oh.
Rich: That dude's even taller than tall*** over here!
Michael: Don't you mean... over HEERE?
Jeremy: MiChAel!
Em: Guys, did you turn off your phones?
Everybody nods except for Jake and Jenna. Awkwardly, they turn off their phones. The show starts. Everyone cracks up constantly. During the song "Run Away!", one of the ensemble members is dressed up as Eponine from Les Mis.
Christine: Look, it's Eponine!
Intermission. Em, her mom, and the group go to get snacks. While waiting on line, a woman comes up to Em's mom and they start talking about musicals.
Lady: There's this one musical that my daughter wants to see. It's called Be More Chill.
Rich: We're actually-
SQUIP: *glares*
Em: We're actually seeing it in April, and I'm super excited. It's a great show, but definitely NOT little kid friendly.
After intermission, the show goes on. They laugh their heads off. After the show, they head back to the car.
Jeremy: That was really good!
Em: I'm glad you liked it! We're seeing another show tomorrow!
Chloe: Cool, what are we seeing?
Em: The Scarlet Pimpernel in concert!
Christine: Yay!
Michael: I can't wait!
A/N: Yes, I saw Spamalot, and, yes, it was hilarious.
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The Be More Chill House!
FanfictionWhat happens when all of our favorite characters from the hit musical Be More Chill had to live together? Chaos. Beautiful chaos. Everybody can see the SQUIP, and there will be quite a few ships, but not in much detail. I know this has been done, bu...
