Reacting to "Google Translate Sings BMC Broadway" Do You Wanna Ride?

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Em walks in, exhausted from her camp day, and turns on the next part of the Google Translated nonsense.

[BROOKE]
So you want to run

Brooke & Emily: No thanks.

[JEREMY & SQUIP, spoken]
In.  No.

[JEREMY, spoken]
Ah my god! But I must meet my friend Michael ...

SQUIP: Friends, right...

[BROOKE, spoken]
Jeremy

(sung)
Want to drive?
Want to drive?
Is it Want to drive or walk?

Jenna: Don't know, don't care.

Is it Would you like to?
Is it Would you like to?
Want to get your mom's car?

Jeremy: My mom left tho...

Home
Things have never happened
Jerry paid for it, didn't he?
Embryo House

Cue confused blinking.

Make people different
You need to collect the decay.

[BROOKE & CHLOE]
Want to drive?
Want to drive?
Is it Want to drive or walk?
Is it Would you like to?
Is it Would you like to?
Want to get your mom's car?
Home
Things have never happened
Jerry paid for it, didn't he?
Embryo House
Make people different
You need to collect the decay.

[BROOKE]
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Decide

Literally everyone: What the fuck?

(spoken)
Angel Aureviree

After a few minutes

SQUIP: I think Google Translate is high.

Everyone else: Agreed.

(A/N: Sorry about abandoning this book! Life's been so hectic, but I'm gonna try to update it more, which might be hard because I'm starting school tomorrow. Anyways, I hope you all are doing well!)

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 07, 2020 ⏰

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