Everyone's dying of boredom because quarantine. Em grabs her phone, and turns on the Google Translate disaster.
Em: Here we go!
[JEREMY, spoken]
AAA Ah!
[VOICE, spoken]
No women were examined
Christine: Wut????
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Jeremy?
[JEREMY, spoken]
What's more
[VOICE, spoken]
Restoration begins Please forgive the minor injury.
Em: Oh hey look, it's me writing fanfic.
[JEREMY, spoken]
The procedure
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Jeremy, what's up?
Rich: Thuch cathual. Much wow.
Christine: *not sure whether she should laugh or scream*
[JAKE, spoken]
Oh, this wild animal is free!
[VOICE, spoken]
Started very well It's started
[JEREMY, spoken]
Yes, I'm glad I came
*everyone in the SQUIP Squad starts making a Lenny face, except for Em and Michael, who look like they're reliving something traumatic*
[VOICE, spoken]
Complaints can be serious
[JEREMY, spoken]
Oops!
Chloe: Oops! I accidentally SQUIPped my entire school!
Jeremy: Chloe why-
[VOICE, spoken]
It has bold memories
It contains archival information
Yes, the route is consistent
Welcome to Jeremy Heere, Intel Super Quantum Imitation Designer.
your lice
[JEREMY, spoken]
You hear Keanu Reeves.
[SQUIP, spoken]
Usually, however, the training is just like the women with Batman.
Michael: NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAN
SQUIP: Why do I put up with you people?
Em: Because you have good taste?
[JEREMY, spoken]
Okano, that's fine.
[SQUIP, spoken]
I just keep it in your heart You know you have a good conversation with yourself. So don't act like your telepathy
[JEREMY, spoken]
Is it Do you like X-Men?
SQUIP: Well, it's not my favorite, but i do enjoy it.
Jake: Yo what if you looked like Wolverine?
Jenna: That would be weird, 'cause Hugh Jackman's a nice person, and the SQUIP... was not.
[SQUIP, spoken]
It's hard that. I like cold
[JEREMY, spoken]
Actually, it doesn't look good!
SQUIP: Jeremy, you don't look good.
Brooke: OOH!!!!!
[SQUIP, spoken]
I didn't
Rich: And he'th already fed up with the thtupid bithexual that ith Jeremy.
SQUIP: Yep.
YOU ARE READING
The Be More Chill House!
FanfictionWhat happens when all of our favorite characters from the hit musical Be More Chill had to live together? Chaos. Beautiful chaos. Everybody can see the SQUIP, and there will be quite a few ships, but not in much detail. I know this has been done, bu...
