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what red velvet group chat would be like

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top: hi losers!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1

bottom: irene, you are the loser here.

top: shush seulgi.

sideways: you guys are weird.

top: i know

bottom: thanks.

diagonal: why do we have these weird names?

otherdiagonal: i really don't know sooyoung.

sideways: because irene thought it would be funny

sideways: but in reality she just wanted to call seulgi 'bottom' for once.

otherdiagonal: OH SHIT

otherdiagonal: INEEDSOMEFUCKINGHOLYWATER

diagonal: i can imagine you screaming through your texts, that's how loud you are.

bottom: you guys are so mean ;(

top: you guys always make our little bear cry

bottom: you've made me cry too joohyun

top: shush

top: i'm trying to be supportive in some sort of way.

sideways: seulgi will always top in guys' relationship.

bottom: i will always tap that ass

bottom: fuck i read it wrong.

bottom: forget that i ever said anything.

top: i'm getting the slipper now.

diagonal: that's the fastest i've ever seen seulgi run

otherdiagonal: i've never even seen her run.

otherdiagonal: joohyun will still catch up to her.

diagonal: yeah

diagonal: slow in the brain

sideways: and her legs are slow

top: bOOm MagiC

flat: i forgot this chat was a thing after i muted it

sideways: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR OWN DAMN GROUP (Y/N)?

flat: it just happens wendy.

flat: i genuinely don't know how i manage to live sometimes.

flat: just because i'm so forgetful

sideways: you even forgot your native language.

flat: we do not speak of this here.

flat: maybe another time.

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