T.T.Y.L.

Suits

First AU! Hell yeah.

Genderswap au, idea pitched by Frostmana393 (ÙwÚ)

enjoy~
//also possible two parter//

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10:47 am, tuesday

Andrew : *goes through with funds and shit of the apartment* !!!

Andrew : Guys...We have a problem.

Damien : *drawing*  Yes?

Con : Hmm? Can't you see you're disturbing my observations-

Vio : Smut-reading.

Con : observations-

Andrew : GUYS! Please. We have a problem.

Ice : Which is? I meed sleep man, I'm gonna get eyebags! >:/

Damien : What is it anyway?

Andrew : We... are out of money.

Con : *spits out orange juice* wHAT?!

Damien : Wait really?!

Vio : You heard him. We're fucking broke.

Ice : Really? Shit...How am I gonna keep being fabulous when theres no AC!

Andrew : We have to do something!

Con : Why not find jobs?

Everyone else : ...

Andrew : Good point.

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Con : So... wheres the closest and also the highest paying job around here?

Ice : I dont know. Hopefully one that shows off how-

Vio : How fab you are we get it.

Con : I mean, its just a job review, what can go wrong?

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Con : YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

Andrew : *looks at flyer* Yup, this is the place.

Damien : ...S-sempai's maid cafe?

Vio : Can I just say, I finally agree with the asshat over there.

Ice  : Never knew this existed over here. I guess there are more fujoshies in our town.

Vio : Ahem.

Con : Fuck you, you watch anime too.

Vio : Well atleas-

Andrew : Ok lets get jobs before another fight goes on.

Con : >:/

Vio :  ]:(

Damien : Lets go!

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Manager : ... seems good enough. You boys could look the look.

Damien : You dont know how much that means to all of us.

Vio :  most of us-oof! *got decked by Andrew*

Con : |:<

Manager : We are in need of a few more butlers. So... You're all in!

Andrew : Thank you miss Kleinman. We really, really appreciate it.

Manager : No problem boys. Come here next thing tomorrow. Costumes in the backroom.

Ice : Thank you miss!

~~~Later~~~

Con : *goes to back room* wait. Shit.

Con : Guys, there...there are no more suits for us..

Andrew : Huh ,,,fuck.

Ice : :(((((

Vio : Well, thats that, lets go home and-

Damien : Maybe we can tell Miss Kleinman about this. She'll do something!

Vio : please I don't wanna do this for a living.

~~~Later later~~~

Manager : Hmm...mayber you can go nextdoor and ask for costumes. They probably have some spares.

Damien : Ok miss.

-goes out of the manager room-

Damien : Ok, we get costumes nextdoor! Surely they have something.

Ice : Definitely. C'mon.

Vio : Argh, why cant we just go home?

Con : Theres probs no electricity at home, dipshit.

Andrew : TO NEXTDOOR RIGHT NOW CUZ I REALLY WANT THIS DAY TO END.

-Front door of nextdoor-

Damien : *whisper* You knock!

Andrew : *whisper* No you!

Maid lady : Yes?

Damien : !!!

Andrew : U-um, may we please borrow some costumes if you have any? The place where we work dont have any...

Maid lady : Oh, sure! Wait here.

Damien : Yay!

Andrew : Phew...

~~at home~~

Andrew : Ok, time to unbox these costumes!

Vio : Dont you mean suits?

Ice : *shoves vio* DOSEN'T MATTER! Aslong as I look good in it, it dosent matter! *opens box* ...

Damien : ...

Vio : ...

Andrew : ...

Con : ...THESE ARE MAID COSTUMES!!!

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Haha, fucken hell yeah.

>:3

-Ttyl