T.T.Y.L.

Demoans

Hey there demons, its me, ya boi-

Connorr - Shane
Ann - Ryan
Camman - Emil

Ann : Welcome back to Bussfeed unsolved, and today we are investigating the haunted Clark Airbase hospitals in the Philippines. As part of our on-going investigation ; Are ghosts real?

Connorr : (Shakes head)...Really, big hospital...

Ann : Yep, lotsa death, lotsa illnesses.

Connorr : Lotsa Ebola. I wonder if the ghosts have made us some good sinigang or something?

Ann : Right...

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Ann : Pretty cemented walls huh?

Connorr : I feel like we're entering Satan's cemented butthole.

Ann : (Wheeze) Why do you say that?

Connorr : I don't know, maybe its the ominous pentagram your standing on

Ann : ??? (Girly scream of holy shit thats a pentagram)

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Ann : So we brought the spirit box, & we are currently in one of the most haunted floors of the whole hospital.

Connorr : Lets see if any mistiso fuckboys want to... Give us a call?

Ann : ...ok I'm just starting this up (turns on spirit box) Pretty loud today!

Connorr : Love it. I really do.

Ann : Okay, I'm Ann, thats Connorr, if you're here can you say our names back?

Spirit box : ...No...

Connorr : No? Why not?

Spirit box : ...Because-...

Ann : Because what? speak up, please

Spirit box : ...Spagh-etti...

Connorr : (Wheeze) Spaghetti aye?

Ann : oh-okay, we're turning this off.

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Ann : Some people say that the spirits of dead patients reside here, so~

Connorr : Ouija board?

Ann : Ouija board.

-Later-

Connorr : Ok, if you're here, whats your name?

Ann : Oh-oh my fucking god its moving. Its actually moving.

Connorr : Its just doing a...A triple eight? Or an infinity sign?

Ann : Wait really?! Oh shit ok, goodbye! ((Triple eights/infinity signs in Ouija board id bad bad shit))

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Connorr : Would ya look at that! Another pentagram! on the floor!

Ann : I swear those are everywhere for some reason.

Connorr : You know? I wanna talk to the demons here.

Ann : Aight, I trust you on that...

-Laterer-

Ann : I immidiately regret trusting you doing this!

Connorr : *On her back, on the pentagram* Rock and roll buckaroo! Here we go!

Ann : Connorr this is stupid-

Connorr : Demons, if you want us to stay, scratch my arm

Ann : Connorr NO-

Connorr : Scratch her arm!

Ann : What the- dont drag me into this!

Connorr : Heck, reap me of my own fucking soul why dont ya?

Ann : Oh my fucking lord.

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Ann : Well. Today was...

Connorr : Great! I finally got to lay on a pentagram!

Ann : Hopefully the ghosts aren't as dissapointed as I am.

Connorr : Well Ghost, this is our hospital now, the ghoulsisters' hospital now!

Ann : Jesus christ.

-Ttyl