Pt two biotches ;)))
Enjoy~
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Con : ...THESE ARE MAID COSTUMES!!!
Damien : Y-yeah... you did ask for suits, right Andrew?
Andrew : How should I know?! I only asked for costumes!
Vio : Fuck this, time to be drug lords.
Ice : Hmm, ok? I mean, cute!
Damien : Welp. Its f-for the money!
*snatches a dress*Vio : Hah! *gets goth dress* Bitches.
Ice : Ooh *gets light blue dress* neato!
Andrew : *gets the standard dress* oh thank god
Con : That leaves me with-*gets the last dress* shit
Vio : HAHAHHA! OH MY GOD THATS KINKY!
Ice : Woooow dude.
Con : This is so revealing! It even has stockings and a head piece!
Damien : A-Atleast you get to look great in it!
Con : You can probably see my asshole if you stoop low enough.
Andrew : I mean //no homo bro// you do have an ass to die for, seeing how people respond.
Ice : And you do have a very feminine structure-
Con : ENOUGH TALKING ABOUT MY FEMENINE HIPS OK. I HATE IT!
Vio : But, you do want your wifi, right Con?
Con : *nods*
Vio : Then buckle up, cuz we have one hell of a day tomorrow.
Andrew : I cant believe this.
Ice : I am gonna look •.°Fabulous°.•
Damien : R-right.
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@ the cafe, wednesday-10am
Manager : Well, you did bring your costumes, I guess it still counts. Well, hurry up and get dressed. The cafe is about to open~
Ice : HELL YEAH.
Damien : Right boss!
Andrew : Oh boy here we go.
Vio : Whatever.
Con : *cursing in latin out of pure frustration and humiliation*
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-all boyos get dressed-
Ice : *strutts out of backroom-
...I. Look. FABULOUS!Vio : This isnt half bad. Minus the long-ass skirt, I'm ok.
Andrew : I agree. Is this what lolitas feel like?
Damien : *feeling wholesome*
🌼🌸😊🌼🌸Andrew : Now all we're waiting for is-
Con : *comes out of the backroom* . . . I immediately regret using up the wifi last month.
Everyone else : . . .*starts bursting out in laughter*
Damien: T-there is no fucking way you c-cant get laid by doing this!
Andrew : And who gave you those heels dude?
Ice : Slay queen! Slay!
Con : I hate this. Period.
Manager : Whats with the waitin boys?! Off to work with ya!
Boyos : Yes boss!!!
~~shenanigary begins~~~
☆Damien☆
Damien : *at the front desk* W-welcome to Sempai's b-butler cafe, ladies~☆
Lite Blue : Oh my god hes adorable
Papy : I dont know sis, you have do have weird standards on men.
Damien : 🤗~
Lite blue : I dont care, he's cute.
Damien : *in head* Fuck, shes hot.
♧Andrew♧
Evelynn : A-are you sure this is the place J-jenna works at?
Khaliea : Hopefully. I should've known that memey bitch would've done something like this.
Joey : True. True. C'mon lets orde-
Anndrew : Would you like to order sir~?
Joey :😶 (T///T) He's fucking adorable what the fuck AAAAAAAHH-
Evelynn : 🙄 (0v0 )Oops, looks like someone fits Joe's standards~
Khaliea : 😁 holy shit wait is my brother gay?! Haha. Great.
Joey : ...
Anndrew : nice lookin guy Are you gonna order sir?
Khaliea : A-Ahem.
Joey : Ri-right! Umm...
◇Vio◇
Katsumi & Izumi : *Chatting up a storm*
Vio : What would you lesbians-I mean ladies want to order?
Izumi : hehe, um (>\\\< )
Katsumi : I'll order her *points to Izuyu* to-go.
Izumi : BAKU!
Vio : Comin right up, oh and nearest closet is to the right.
Katsumi : *stands up* Perfect *drags Izuyu to the nearest closet*
Vio : i ship it.
♤Con♤
Con : *serving drinks* I hate this. Even if its only the first day here My opinion still stands.
Con : like, *setting down milkshakes* i never even knew france was this kinky.
Con : *sigh* Anything else girls?
Tori : hehe, Hva er en søte som du gjør her, iført det?
Con : I know enough dialects from mom to know what that means *rolls eyes* ingen av virksomheten din, slutten
Tori : Ouch, I'm so hurt by that. Such great service.
Con : Dont mention it *starts walking away*
Tori : *trips him up* oops? My bad~
Ell : TORI!
Con : Resist the urge, Con. Resist.
♡Ice♡
Ice : Did you fall from heaven? *sets food down*
Yooni (yoongi) : why, cuz Im an "angel"? patheti-
Ice : No, cuz I think I've fallen for you~
Seokjinn (Jin) : Oooooh! Yooni is blushing~
Jeona (Jeon J.) : Thats a first.
Yooni : F-fuck off.
Ice : Always smooth with the ladies.
-in the end, Damien got hooked up, Andrew is doing a gr8 job as the head waiter, Vio is evil, Con wants to die and Ice is getting so many girlfriends.
Period-
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RandomA new friend group. A new life. Hell yeah. Season 3 of the crazy kids series. More crack. So yeah. -Connorr