RED vs BLUE vs PURPLE - a nutshell

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vInEs

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Black is a bad bitch

Blue, sword in hand : READY TO FUCKING DIE?!

Black : No Imma bad bitch you cant kill me

Blue : ...bITC-


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Dont fuck with purple

Purple, all the way in North America :
Don't fuck with me! I have the power of GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Blue : Wait-

Purple, awaiting to launch missiles : AAAAAAAAH-

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Famous

Red, drunk : Heyy... I want to be famous *eats chips loudly*

Purple, recording : ...

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Babyshower

Red : I do love working here, its just, we all have alot of laughs, heh

~Later~

Red : Fuck off Blue! I'm not going to fucking babyshower

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Lefty

Righthand : Left can you read number 23 for the troops?

Lefthand : No I cannot! *Waddup I'm Loui 19, and I never fucking learned how to read*

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Purple runs on Naruto

Red spies : ???

Purple troops, running naruto style :

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The swordfight of 2019

Blue, takes out lightsaber : All women, are queens

Black, does the same : If she breathes, she's a tHOOOOT

*Lightsaber battle in the middle of the canteen*


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What actually started the war

Red : Alright let's tell each other a secret about outselves, I'm gonna go first. I hate you

Blue, recording : ...

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Push
(Not a vine, but it was neccesary)

Blue : Don't do this Purple!

Purple, on the burning roof : And when push, comes to shove

Blue : What?! W-wait- *shoved off the roof*

Purple : ...I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! DA DA DA DA *Watching the base burn as she sings*


Lol who doesnt love vines?

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