CAWCAW: Guys.
CAWCAW: I found another one.
World'sGreatestGrandma: Oh no.
IronDad: I agree.
IronDad: Let's hear it.
CAWCAW: Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill them from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe.
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
World'sGreatestGrandma: OMG
IronDad: That was beautiful
IronDad: Sent that to Pete, it's been fifteen minutes and he still hasn't responded yet
World'sGreatestGrandma: Cass loved it, she's rolling on the floor laughing.
IronDad: He left me a voicemail. I can't play it rn because I'm in the middle of a meeting and should probably be paying attention. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
World'sGreatestGrandma: I'm willing to bet money it's the kid screeching the chorus
World'sGreatestGrandma: Speaking of which, saw him on the news again. I don't care what that Jameson douche has to say, he did a good thing by taking out that crazy scientist.
IronDad: Yeah, I'm really proud of him. Just imagine, he's doing all these great things now, what will he accomplish in the future?
CAWCAW: He's a good kid. He still up for babysitting? Cooper and Lila are getting antsy.
IronDad: Oh definitely. They doing good, by the way?
CAWCAW: Cooper has a girlfriend he won't tell us about, mostly because he thinks that I'd try and embarrass him
CAWCAW: which I totally would
IronDad: Understandable
World'sGreatestGrandma: totally agree
CAWCAW: and when I do, she'd become more interested in me than him, because
CAWCAW: y'know
CAWCAW: Avenger
CAWCAW: Lila's doing great
CAWCAW: she's still coping with being a big sister tho.
IronDad: Pete's been begging to be a big brother/cousin for years
IronDad: He's so excited
World'sGreatestGrandma: poor kid
World'sGreatestGrandma: he's going to be so disappointed
CAWCAW: ikr?
CAWCAW: According to the kids, it's no cakewalk
IronDad: I know, but I don't have the heart to break it to him
CAWCAW: It's better if he figures it out himself
World'sGreatestGrandma: thank god Cass likes being an only child
World'sGreatestGrandma: I'm on the end of my rope as it is
World'sGreatestGrandma: My little girl's running a blackmail mafia
World'sGreatestGrandma: They grow up so fast
World'sGreatestGrandma: I'm so proud :')
CAWCAW: I WANT CONTEXT 👏👏 👏 👏👏
World'sGreatestGrandma: Ok, so she's mastered the art of eavesdropping, and so she does that to her classmates, and now she knows all of their crushes.
World'sGreatestGrandma: ALL of them.
World'sGreatestGrandma: So to make sure she doesn't tell said crushes, those students have practically been at her beck and call. From snacks, to doing classwork for her.
IronDad: Lang, your kid's gonna fight my kid one day and I hate to tell you this, but I'm loyal to the end
World'sGreatestGrandma: Oh no, I'm letting her get it out of her system NOW, when it's all cute and harmless. Peter would kick Cassie's butt if she doesn't get a fancy suit or some sort of powers by then
IronDad: Oh shoot, Pepper's mad at me, gtg k bye!
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World'sGreatestGrandma: Whelp! Dad duty calls
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IronDad: Peter tried so hard to sound bad, but he still sings like an angel.
IronDad: @Lang how much money do I owe you?
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