Stray Kids Imagines

Bang Chan {texts}

A series of random, punny texts with the one and only Christopher Bang... enjoy~ 🤙🏼😉

Channie
Why did the chicken cross the road?

You
I don't know

Channie
To get to the idiot's house

You
?

Channie
Knock knock

You
Who's there?

Channie
The chicken

You
...

Wow

Channie
Did you get it?

You
Yes Chan, I'm not an idiot

Channie
The chicken begs to differ

|You left the chat|

~

Channie
What did the ocean say
to the other ocean?

You
Idk

Channie
Nothing, it just waved

You
-_-

Channie
Did you sea what I did there?

You
No

Channie
I'm shore you did

You
I hate you

Channie
Don't be such a beach

You
—__—

Channie
Water are you saying?

You
You should get out more often

Channie
Whale then...

Someone's being a bit crabby

You
How can I get you to stop?

Channie
I shrimply don't understand
what the problem is

You
Maybe I shell tell you in
words that you understand

This is getting out of sand

Channie
I think you're being shellfish

You
I could gill you right now

Channie
But I'm not even fin-ished yet

You
You're a pain in the bass

Channie
You're the one giving me g-reef

You
Clam we just stop now?

Channie
Ok, how about I come over
to your house for Netflix and Krill?